Stupid Funny Novels & Stories

In fact, it was fascinating how someone could be this stupid. "He wanted to go home." "Then who made him go home?" He faced her, expecting her to say something not so stupid. "Mother nature?" He looked at her with widened eyes before bursting into an uncontrollable laughter. Whenever he tries to stop and looks at her, he'd burst out again. It was actually like an angel was laughing right now. This laugh was heavenly! "Has... Has anyone ever told you that you're extremely stupid!" Her face fell into a deep frown leading to another round of uncontrollable laughter.

Laughing? No fucking way!

I'm a big MORON! 'Atlast she confesses it.' I rolled my eyes at the annoying voice in my head. I just wish it could shut the fuck up and leave me alone. 'Hey, I heard that' the little voice in my head scoffs. Like I cared. Wait, who are you anyways? 'I'm you stupid.' Ha, right. If you are me then why are you insulting me? 'Because you are S-T-U-P-I-D.' See, if you are supposed to be me then you are just insulting yourself too. So then that just makes you stupid too.

He explained. Sometimes you act stupid, Hannah, actually no you are stupid you a Queen of stupidity. Why don't you understand that simple thing before Sam?!

How could she have heard him say something like that? Was she stupid or was he crazy? She was stunned for a long time and didn't say anything. It was not until that man repeated it that Stella realized that she hadn't misheard him. Just as she was about to seriously think about this problem, a tiny Stella appeared in her mind and punched her. The tiny Stella glared at her and warned, "Stella aren't you stupid? Think about what he just said. He is probably just teasing you. If you are seriously thinking about it, you are stupid, really stupid."

It was at times like this he doubted his high IQ. Hearing him admit that outrightly, Marcus couldn't control his laughter anymore and burst out laughing . He could picture his friend standing like an idiot staring at a woman. That scene was hilarious to him. Lucas on the other hand controlled his laughter but smiled at his friends foolishness. How can a computer genius be so stupid when it comes to such Minor issues? But who could blame him,it seems like the gender he has detested and stayed as far as possible from them has finally lured him to it's trap.

com SUBJECT: I did something stupid (figures) _____________________________________________________________ I currently have the biggest hangover in the existence of hangovers and I only have beer pong to blame for this. I don’t understand why you had left for the weekend but I am so mad at you guys for abandoning me. The Kappa’s threw such a good party, you guys don’t understand. And I won beer pong – I, uncoordinated, idiotic, Hayley Anderson had beaten someone in beer pong. It was absolutely magical and had resulted in me getting so wasted I did the most stupid thing in the world.

he said smiling. *Dug-dug-dug-dug!* Terrible! does this man want to give me a heart attack? My heart is about to explode. Help me! "Really? So, you want me to hit you 24/7? Every night? Seconds, Minutes, Hours? So you can have fun." I asked sarcastically. "HAHA! No, What I mean is, I like the way you make me laugh, Every single crazy thing you do is just--is just--- You're so stupid, HAHA!" he said while laughing as if there was something funny about what he said.-___-

I ran my fingers through my scalp, tossing my loose hair back, hearing Christian start an argument with Allie as I walked away, but I didn't want to hear that, so my alternative was to laugh a little louder to drown out the sound of his voice. " Hey Rose, what's so funny? " Taylor, who was still with his friends asked. I just nodded, not stopping laughing. Maybe the people there were thinking I was crazy, and maybe I was. What was so funny anyway? If I were to verbalize the answer to that question it would be "how stupid I am!". Yes, my stupidity was the big joke of that show, because I let my guard down, faced my fears and he didn't wait even two days to show me how stupid I had been for tr

But I can see Tony's jaw clenching and I can understand he is really angry. " We don't see anything wrong in what we are doing. We bully those people who are not deserving to be here. Especially this Michael. How can you talk to us like this for a stupid worthless person like him ?", Kevin snarls. " Stupid worthless person ?", I ask feeling anger rush into my veins. " How is he stupid and worthless ? Tell me ? He is extremely brilliant, unlike you guys. He is a talented artist unlike you guys who can't even draw your own record books. You guys are absolutely worthless in front of Michael.", I say in exasperation.