Ironic Funny Novels & Stories

My eyes widened for a second, then I shook my head and brought myself to look at her with a frown. "Good point. Relationships are complicated, even when they end. Sometimes it's hard to let go I guess, huh?" "I think we know better than anyone." Liza giggled and nudged me in the ribs teasingly. I chuckled, and then we both burst into high pitched laughter. It's always so ironic how the most messed up shit is hilarious to laugh at in hindsight. What are we thinking, anyway? Staying around people who treat us like shit.

she replies with a little whine that makes her look infinitely younger than her age. “Are you kidding me?" Andrew laughs really loud. “I’m as crazy for this stuff as I am for the Chicago Bears.” Mia can’t help but join in the laughter then. It's not that she finds the joke was funny; to be honest, she thinks it's really terrible. But it's just strange that Andrew and her, greatest nemeses of all time, can actually have something in common. Hence, the laugh at irony.

“Iris said I have similar traits to Terminator. “ She seemed to think about that and subconsciously nodded. I gaped at her and she laughed. “Sorry cousin! Now that you said it, I can't unsee it.” Eventually she quiets down and answers my question. “”She's somehow right in the sense that you rarely have any fun. You're not laidback. You're always tense and in your armor kind of like a robot.” I began to see some sense in what she said. “When was the last time you had fun?”

He laughs loudly, a cold, cackling laughter that reminds of metal grating on metal. “That's rich of you to say. I'm just as low a dirt bag as your father is. No difference”. My brows furrow in confusion. My mind casts back to a while ago when he had mentioned an irony too. What's he talking about? “What do you mean by that?”.

“Are you going to deny me after sleeping with me? I can’t believe you used me for your pleasure. How could you do this? I thought I could trust you! I can’t believe you used me and now you want to dump me.” I laughed even more at his words and the dramatic way he said them. I sat up because I couldn’t stop laughing and it was starting to hurt laughing while laying down. “You are very funny. Why would you say it like that?” I asked between laughs and he did something funnier by pouting in sadness. Oh goodness, I think my stomach might burst from laughter. Why is he so funny? “I am glad you find my pain funny, darling.”

XAVIER'S POV Once we were parked properly, I killed the car's engine and we all climbed out of the truck. "How about the others?" "Fuck!" Felix exclaimed and we both burst into laughter. Iris looked at us in confusion. "What's funny? We had about three vehicles following behind us and they're nowhere to be found and you both think it's funny?" I shook my head. "We're laughing because of an inside joke." "You better make me understand what's going on. I don't give a shit about your inside jokes,"

How ironic? “Go on with your life and follow me and nobody will die again” I don’t know but I wiped my tears not because I will go on with my life but because I am scared that he is going to upload my nude photos if I will not obey him or kill Duke now that he knows where Duke is. “Smile” And I forced myself to smile to satisfy him. How dare he cheer me up? After all, Now he is acting like nothing’s happened. How funny?

” So why are you so agitated? “Maybe because you've decided that today is a good day to play interrogation? “ I retorted, trying to regain control of the conversation, but feeling my face heat up. He smiled, but it wasn't a gentle smile. It was that ironic smile, loaded with meanings that I didn't want to interpret. “How about a thank you? You're unbearable.” He said, but there was something in his voice that didn't match the words. “And you're an idiot.” I replied, almost whispering.

I asked him. “What's so funny?” he asked, irritation laced in his voice. “You're so funny, uncle. Sometimes, I wonder why you didn't go into comedy.” sarcasm dripped as I spoke. “Your highly respected Karl Palmer has been arrested and you are here laughing. What's so funny?” “Why would anyone dare to arrest Karl Palmer? Can't you just think of anything else that could sound real?” he spat. “You know what else won't be real to you? Your life in jail,” I countered.

Instead, I turned toward Alpha Iskander to see whether he found any of this amusing. As expected... His face remained completely expressionless. If anything, he looked even colder than before. His icy blue eyes shifted toward his friend. "What exactly is funny?" he asked in a flat voice. His friend tried to stop laughing but failed miserably. "I don't understand why you're laughing this much over something so childish." That only made his friend laugh again. I rolled my eyes. Seriously... How could someone be this serious all the time? "Gosh," I muttered. "You really are a boring man."