I Love Lucy Bloopers Novels & Stories

🌹Simon pov🌹 "Lucy" I called and moved closer to them. "Lucy, what happened?" I asked. "Can you imagine, this dude bumped into me still have the gut to yell?" she said annoyed. "Calm down babe, dude, you shouldn't have yelled at her since you know you are at fault" I said calmly and he gave out a light chuckle. "You don't tell me shit bro, she bumped into me while looking around like a local lowlife girl she is and if...." before he could complete his statement, Lucy has landed a punch on his face.

I jumped up from the bed and peered down at her. "Tell me everything" I snapped. Tears fell from her face. I could tell she was genuinely upset. She should be. How could she do this to me? Is this why Kim was able to get away with giving me shit all these years?! That's a question I wasn't ready to hear the answer to. "Oh Annie, honey I'm so sorry but I love you so much" Lucy blabbered on wiping her tears. I hated to see her this way. However my still stunned mental state wouldn't allow me to console her

Amy POV "I love vodka soooo much, so, so much." I twirled my straw in my drink, talking only to myself, but I really was my best company. "I can't believe your brother!" Lucy stomped her way to me. I love Lucy! Wait, I'm mad at Lucy. I straightened my face and scowled at her. She started talking and didn't stop. On and on she went about Michael. She was stupid. He was stupid. End of story. Move on.

The secrets about her doctor’s manhood were one touch away. She imagined Ron Hubbard’s little cowboy and her breathing increased. Lucy came at the car from the other side and slapped Tricia’s hood with a loud pop. Tricia dropped her phone between the seats. “Jesus, Lucy.” “Sorry, I had to go get the mail,” Lucy said. She held up a handful of envelops and junk mail flyers. “I decided to blow the mailman while I was there, you know, because I’m such a slut.” Tricia reached back and pulled the black dress from the backseat out to the

"She's always been better! God, I'm so stupid! There you have it, Lucy ! You got your fucking response! I do love, Clara! I am in love with her!" Her face had gone red, and as much as I'd love to let go, I just didn't want to. Not hearing her talk was blissful, it was comforting, it felt like fucking heaven! If only she'd shut up like this all this time! Lucy slapped my hand repeatedly, croaking. "Let's...go. L-let. I c-can't breathe! I can't!"

"Sorry love but are you gonna let him step on you like a carpet?Take this bullsh-t by the horns and show him he messed up with the wrong cookie..." Lucy would make a good motivational speaker. "That's funny..." She started laughing and I gave her a deadly glare that made her cover her mouth. "Sorry love but are you gonna let him step on you like a carpet?Take this bullsh-t by the horns and show him he messed up with the wrong cookie..."Lucy would make a good motivational speaker.

Thus, they had become best friends after working together for a few short days. It was harmless for them to make jokes about each other occasionally. "You dare to say you've never really thought about it?" Lillian asked Lucy. Lucy blushed as she had actually fantasized about some of these things. However, it was nothing but the beautiful fantasies of a young girl. "You're already blushing, and yet you say no." Lillian giggled. "You." Lucy was annoyed. Then, both of them caused a ruckus as their laughing that sounded like chiming bells enveloped the entire room.

Just worked beside me in comfortable silence. At lunch, my phone buzzed. Mason: How's your day? I smiled. He never texted me during the day. Lucy: Good. How's yours? Mason: Boring. I miss you. I stared at the screen. My heart fluttered. Lucy: You miss me? Mason: Don't make it weird. Lucy: You're the one who said it. Mason: I take it back. Lucy: You can't take it back.

Lucy said and stood up immediately. She stood opposite Linda and Tony. "Read my lips very well, TONY WAS NOT MY FATHER, BECAUSE ALEXIS'S DAD DID MORE JOB AS A DAD TO ME THAN TONY DOES." Lucy said finally, she turned around and played the stereo, music from Eminem began to play, and she began to wriggle her waist to the tune of the music playing.

'' Aliyah grinned. ''Wait! Baby, did you really think I wouldn't get married to you? Do you really think after all we've been through together, I will let you go just like that? Darling, our love is forever and I'd be a fool to let you go. You mean so much to me, i want you to understand that.'' Lucas smiled. ''As much as i'd love to talk about love with you, we have to get the pancakes or elder they'll get cold.'' Aliyah laughed.