I Swallowed Shampoo Lyrics Novels & Stories

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider, That wriggled and wiggled and tiggled inside her; She swallowed the spider to catch the fly; I don’t know why she swallowed a fly – Perhaps she’ll die! I twirl in place as my mind becomes foggier. I have no control over myself. All I can do is gleefully repeat the rhyme over and over again. Looking grim, Lucifer grips me by the forearms and pulls me against him. “Stop it, Lana.” Smirking with amusement, I look back at the Locusts, “Lana’s not here anymore!” I say in a sing-song voice. “Lana’s gone.”

He suddenly stilled, pressing himself deeper, driving her down to the very base. And then he jerked, spilling inside her. Hot, thick ropes flooded her mouth. She gagged, struggled but his eyes never left mine. As she panted and coughed, I felt my own body shiver, heart hammering, knowing it wasn’t over. Against every instinct, my lips moved. “Swallow it.” She obeyed, her throat working to take every drop. Her eyes slid shut, a low, satisfied sound slipping from her as she cleaned herself.

Bubblebath heartache, foam in my hair, Crying to shampoo like you actually care. You wrecked me, you left me, I’m drowning in blue, And I smell like regret... and blueberry shampoooooo. She held the last note like she was headlining a sold-out Broadway show, eyes closed, chin lifted, arm still stretched to the heavens. It wasn’t singing anymore. It was howling, full-on, drunken howl-at-the-moon energy. And apparently, I was the moon. I rarely laughed. My world ran on composure. Control. A shield I’d learned to live behind.

"And we see you over there on the internet. Comparing all the girls who are killing it But we figured you out We all know now, we all got crowns. You need to calm down," I sang once again before chugging the bottle of beer I was holding. Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh You need to calm down (you need to calm down) You're being too loud (you're being too loud) And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (oh)

Why in the goddess name would Rhena want to take me out? I stumbled into the bathroom, and I could feel my limbs slowly giving out. I leaned at the edge of the sink. There was no time to think, I dipped my finger into my mouth and reached for my uvula. I didn’t get my hand halfway through my mouth before I let out a gag, so violent that all my dinner came pouring out of my mouth instantly. I turned the tap on, quickly rinsing my mouth. As I watched the vomit spiral down the drain, I realized. It was too late, there were no pills in my vomit. It has dissolved into my system.

He wrapped my hair around his arm tighter and fucked my face even harder until I was choking and hanging on my last breath. With more deep thrusts and groans, I felt him begin shooting his load down my throat and I eagerly swallowed, not letting any drop go to waste. Only when I was sure I had milked him completely dry did I pull away and licked my lips with a smile. ~~~~~ I stood in the shower, letting the water cascade down my skin. The temperature felt good on me and I was basking in the refreshing scent of my bath soap, forgetting that I was meant to be out already.

Nоw I’m nоt hung lіkе a роrn star but I’m nоt hung like a ріmрlе either, and ѕtіll ѕhе swallows mу сосk wіthоut any рrоblеm whаtѕоеvеr. It dіѕарреаrѕ bеtwееn her lірѕ аnd dоwn hеr thrоаt іn a flash, hеr еуеѕ fіxеd оn mіnе the whоlе tіmе. “Hо-lу shit,” I say as I іmmеdіаtеlу fight the urgе to ѕреw іn her mоuth.

I pullеd back just еnough to pant, “Cum for mе.” Thеn I swallowеd him again. All thе way down. Hе еxplodеd. “FUUUUUUUCKKKKKK—KIAAAARA—” hе shoutеd, hips jеrking hard as hе spillеd down my throat. I didn’t stop. I swallowеd еvеrything. Only pullеd off whеn hе hissеd from ovеrstimulation, staring down at mе with his chеst hеaving.

I want to screw her like this for the rest of our lives. "Jesus Christ I'm going to come." I say, grabbing the back of her head and shoving myself deeper down her throat. She gags but doesn't stop. I moan as I feel hot liquid shooting out of me. I expect her to pull my dick out and run to the bathroom to spit my cum out like every other girl, but she fucking swallows it. She licks her goddamn lips like they were covered in sweet icing. "I swear you are amazing." I say as she collapses back into her spot.

“If our love was just a circus you'd be a clown by now... Don't you know I'm still standing better than I ever did.. looking like a true survivor.. feeling like a little kid..” I move to the mirror, picking up my toothbrush and rinsing it. “I'm still standing after all this time... Picking up the pieces of my life without you by my side...” I squirt toothpaste in it and pop it in my mouth. I am humming along to the words, eyes closed. I am moving around, swaying my hips in tune to the music.