Icarly Jonah Novels & Stories

"Meridian is the twelfth. Meridian is the twelfth confirmed. There are more. I haven't gotten to the more." Jonah put his hand over his mouth. He was not, ordinarily, a demonstrative person; he was, of the two of them, the calm one, the one you gave the phone to when a client was screaming. He kept his hand over his mouth for a long time. Then he said, from behind it, "Dad." "I know." "You think Adrian is"

Annoyed, I immediately picked up without looking at the caller's name. "[M-Master, this is Jonah...]" I frowned when I heard Jonah's voice which sounded scared. Did something bad happen to Jeanne? — I suddenly overthink. "[I-I'm sorry, it's about ma'am]," Jonah said again, "[She met a guy at the bar in the hotel and I can't stop her]." I immediately clenched one of my hands into a fist and tightened my grip on my phone. "Who?" I asked. "[I-I'm not sure, but he seems to be the only son of the Dawn family...]"

I spit out as I follow him to his car, carrying my own bags because Jonah thinks he’s doing enough by driving me to and from my house, “You should actually be grateful to have me here today. I had a near-death experience this Friday.” “You choked on your own saliva again?” he gasps, pretending to be shocked, and gives me his usual ‘you’re pathetic’ face as he unlocks the car, “Because that happens to you a lot and I’m actually worried about your life. I’m not even kidding, you should probably check that out before you choke to death one day.” Jonah is a self-absorbed jerk. He’s mean and snarky and no one can stand him. Even before the world went to shit, he didn’t have friends because he’s u

Jonah said with a shrug. “You're like family. Uncle Jack and Aunt Claire love you to pieces.” Danica said, shoving him as he said that. A glass slammed down on the table as Jonah, Ariadne, and Danica argue. Patrick instantly knew what it was. Danica slowly turned around and her eyes narrowed at Kaleb. He smiled, scooting his empty glass away from him. “And now we wait.” Kaleb announced. “Well mate that was stupid.” Jonah said, coming over to the desk.