Putting a Price Tag on My Family
Chelsea Fischer's childhood sweetheart, Patrick Goldstein, loves fighting with me over everything.
After I get reborn, I realize that I can never win against Patrick. So, I decide to attach price tags to everything I own.
Since Patrick loves taking over Chelsea's front passenger seat under the guise of getting carsick easily, I slap a price tag onto the front passenger seat immediately.
"That'll be 100 thousand dollars per year. If you decide to continue the subscription, you'll get a 20% discount."
Patrick has his eye on my project proposal. As soon as Chelsea knocks on my office door, I say to her without even looking up, "Wire me 500 thousand dollars, and I'll change the project lead's name to Patrick's as soon as I receive the money."
On the day of my daughter Callista Hammond's birthday, I reschedule all of my work matters so that I can hurry over to the kindergarten to pick her up.
But Callista tells her teacher, "He's not my dad. I'm not leaving with him."
While we're stuck in a stalemate, Patrick arrives at the kindergarten with the gift I've prepared for Callista.
That's when Callista rushes over to hug his leg. "Take a good look, miss! This is my actual dad!"
Chelsea is about to provide an explanation to me when I extend a hand to Callista.
"Give me five million dollars, and I'll make sure that he gets your custody by the end of today."