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'Is it something fun? "No, it's not fun!" She closed her eyes. "Don't ask me so many questions. You're just a child, why do you have so many questions to ask?" Can't he see how embarrassed and uncomfortable she is right now? He really has no sense! Frustrating!

So, luckily her friend was out of the way, that was good. "So, away from that now," I said. "Can we go over ourselves before we go see Mum or are you busy?" "Twenty ... Thirty questions or what do they call it, should we do that?" "It's twenty questions, how do you not know that well, did you live under a rock?" I meant it as a joke, but a part of me felt bad for saying it. She seemed like a sensitive person. She gave me a pointed look before saying, "I clearly did not. We can do that. I'll go first, what's your favourite colour?"

He watched me a while before responding, "Let us play a game." I drew down my eyebrows in curiosity. "You never struck me as one who played games." He laughed, "Well, it depends. Are you in or not?" I nodded, sipping some milk from my glass. "It is called five questions. You get to ask me five questions and I will answer as honestly as I can. And vice versa," he explained. "That is how conversations work. Why does it have to be a game?" I deadpanned. "Because," he shrugged.

He sighed again as he tutted, “I do not see what you are trying to accomplish.” I threw my hands up in defeat, “Okay, another question. What is my favorite color?” Ford looked baflwed, “what is this nonsense?” “Who am I closer to? My dad or my mom?” He didn’t answer, so I fired another round of questions, “what are my grandparents called? Which one is my favourite? Who is my best friend? What food do I hate? What food is my favorite? Oh… Last one… What have I been doing for the last couple of weeks to help this pack?”

What if this date was a total failure and it only made her want to leave more? "Well, since this is a date, I guess we should get to know each other better. Let's do twenty questions. We have to answer them too." She pointed her finger at me with a giggle. I wondered if this was just normal Kiera or her slightly intoxicated self. "Okay, I'm game. What is the most fun thing you ever did?" I asked.

I followed him to his car, and once we were both in, he turned on his car engine and drove to I don't know where. "Do you like comedy?" He asked, and I looked at him as if he had grown two heads. "I don't know!" That was all I told him. I mean, I didn't know what to say. The question seemed out of context. A weird silence consumed us for a while before he asked again. "What do you think about Deadpool?" "What is wrong with you?" I answered his question with another question. "I mean, what's with the weird questions?" He chuckled before he added,

If you were a werewolf I would spare only you. ‎ ‎"Really?" I asked with hope in my eyes. ‎ ‎"Of course, if a wolf is as beautiful as you, who am I to judge..." He bent down, his eyes tracing me. ‎ ‎"You are not serious!" I pushed his face away as he giggled. ‎ ‎"But seriously why do ladies like asking funny questions like - 'if I were a chicken... If I were a worm...would you still love me?"..." He bursted into laughter. I took a pillow and threw at him. "Shut up!"

I questioned, and his brown eyes grew dolefully. " No, Mama." He muttered. I was already getting suspicious of their corny and mischievous character earlier this morning and the most shocking part is that, today is passing successfully no fighting between them, they usually have one or two things to argue about or banter words among themselves for but today is going just fine which is suspiciously too good to be true. " Mama," Brielle suddenly called out, and I answered as I turned my gaze to her. " Can we play five questions and no lies ? " She asked, raising her plumpy hands in the air, giving a five sign, and additionally giving me her doll eyes.

He nodded and think and asked again "My second question is 'Tell me why you don't have much time, Are you going to die? Are you sick?' " I smile at his question and a broad smile appeared on my face if I explain why its because it shows his concern towards me so I said: "No I am not sick, I am perfectly fine but it is not because of me I am in a hurry because I love my father for him I can do anything." He was confused by my answers and he know that I am not lying because of the truth serum. He asked again " Last question ' Can I f*cked you?' "

I used noodles since I didn't like the MC cussing. In fact, if the other person is sarcastic, a question can be responded with another inquiry. End of text.