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I narrowed my eyes at his playfulness and cleared my throat. “I’m going to be dividing these tutorial questions into 1, 2, 3, 4…” I counted till everyone was included. “7. We’re seven in number and we have 14 questions here.” I almost groaned out loud. This was overkill if we were being honest. “Why don’t you just do it and we’ll…” GG1 looked at her two cohorts, calling on their support. “...check if it’s right.” I almost laughed. Instead, I narrowed my eyes at them. Dumb, Dumber and Dumbo. Some things didn’t need a reply but I itched to talk and talk I did.

We were born on May 21, despite being four years apart from him. "Boxers of Briefs?" "Briefs." “Coke or Sprite?” "Coke." “Burgers or Pizza?” “Burgers.” “Country music, or Metal?” "Metal." I frowned. Rearranging the list of questions in my head. “Action or Romance?” "Thillers." “Coffee or Milk?” "Coffee." "Orange or Apple?" "Orange." “Cats or Dogs?” "Both." “Soccer or Basketball?” "Soccer."

The employee was on edge, but Seth cut him off with a sharp tone before he could finish. "What are you talking about? Over a hundred cancellations?" He stepped forward and grabbed the employee by the collar. "Is there some mistake? These customers paid deposits. Why would they all cancel at once?" Lily pushed her way in, fixing a hard gaze on the employee. "There's got to be a mistake. Check it again! "Is this some kind of sick joke? Someone pretending to be a customer just to mess with us?"

The most important question. Is she okay? I lift her as I hugged her and I accidentally answered her. "I'll catch you." I can't help it. She needs to know somehow that I am here for the long haul. I'll be here for her through thick and thin. Sunshine look so cute when she's confuse. She thought I am mute! It's not the first time that people thought I am mute. The truth was I am just lazy answering people's dumb questions. There are questions that are not worth my breath.

I was not annoyed at the questions that they asked but sometimes I think that the people I hang around with and call my friends were a joke and one of them seated here was a serious pain in the ass. He was not going to stop with the questions. Trust him to keep talking and saying a lot of things about it.

sge asked still acting surprise. “Retail store, do they sell dick there?” I asked her another question but this time around not waiting for her to respond. “No, no, scratch that… How long is the cock” her laugh after what I said only annoyed me. She could barely stand as she started laughing letting go of her bag. “What is so funny?” I asked raising my voice and she could tell that I was not joking around. “Do you think I am a fool? What do you take me for?” I slammed the cup against the table causing the water to spill over.

"Places, he shouted, clapping his hands. Soon enough, I felt multiple hands on my face and hair, some dragging, some squeezing, rubbing, and oiling. Is this what hell feels like? Looks like I would have too to the Confession sooner than I had scheduled. After the makeup, looking like Kylie, Parker gave me the questions that I needed to ask Slade, based on the viewer's choice.

The cashier is currently wrapping the purchases. "Well, this is what they call little happiness. Gosh! You, you're abnormal. Everyone our age is crazy about W*****d, but you? Jusko, where are your sweet bones, your thrilling flesh? Are you gone?" This is a sarcastic question to me. It's good to fight.

she answered. "I see, but does he have any children?" I finally asked the most important thing that was lingering at the back of my mind. "Children?" she asked, confused. "Yeah, maybe a son?" I was caught off guard when she suddenly laughed after hearing my question, as if there was something funny about it. "Can you shed some light on what's funny about my question?" I asked, feeling irritated. I had been wondering these things for a few days now, and now there was someone who could finally enlighten me. She started laughing like my question was hilarious.

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.