The Revenge Plan
When I met his eyes, he said, “If you get caught there, you’re not getting caught alone. End of story. Now… Let’s go buy two costumes and crash this fucking party before the jizz dries.”
I glanced curiously down at the baggie in my hand. His semen was already running freely from the open end of the condom and plastering itself to the inside of the bag. I grimaced. “Seriously, this has got to be the weirdest thing I’ve ever done.”
“It’s definitely not usual for me, either.” Setting his hand on the base of my back, he guided me down the hall. “Come on. Let’s get this over with.”
In the Halloween aisle at the store, Wick spotted two Scream costumes, which were pretty much the first full-coverag