Beast
"Aren't we all? I read a list stating the top five reasons why a person that has never married is single. Number five said it's because you're just not good enough."
"Ouch. That's harsh."
"But true." He leaned against the counter still holding an empty diet coke can. "Think about this, we're single because we aren't looking for partners that are our equals. We're looking for somebody better than us; more money, better looking, yada yada yada."
She nodded conceding to that one. "And number four?"
He scratched his neatly trimmed chin hair. "I think number four is you're selfish, number three is you're a slut, number two—"