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He mumbled and sighed. “Do you want to get over it?” “I can't get over it, it helps me a lot.” “Oh, but I can help you get over it.” “How?” Damien asked and lifted his head from get shoulder, he gave her a questioning look and she smiled. “Just come to me when you want to get high.” “What will you do?” “Just come to me first.” “Well, I want to get high now.” He said and Audrey sighed, she left her food and turned to him, she spread her arms wide apart and he rolled his eyes.

"Make it punchy, Carlin. We're not just serving tea here." Carlin rolled her eyes but followed his advice, weaving words that ignited curiosity and sparked outrage. Vasky, in his element, enhanced the content with his signature memes. As he clicked away on his laptop, he couldn't help but mutter, "Memes are the modern hieroglyphics, after all." ‌

Gusto ko ng ganito. Inilabas ko yung baunan ko. Ang laman no'n yung tubig... Prinitong isda na favorite ko kainin kapag parang nagpipiknik ako. Dalawang saging at orange. Ganto ako kakuntento magbudget eh. Hahaha. Makakain na nga. <<>> Kaharap ko ngayon ang matataas na opisyal sa school na ito. Kumakain... na malayo ang isip.

His question went like this, “Mom, how many brain do I have?” Mom laughed. “Of course there is one sweetie.” “Our teacher said that when I add ‘s’ to a certain single word like cup it will become plural.” Mom nodded. “Yeah! Your teacher is right.” She replied without knowing where Josh was heading to. Josh became quiet for a second. His brow furrowed. I knew he was probably thinking of something. “ But she just said that Iyvonne has brains, meaning that she has more than one brain.”

After changing back into her regular clothes, Scarlett scoured the internet for memes that were funny or relevant enough to share on her social media. It was a full-time job, taking up more of her time than homework, but somebody had to drudge through the sea of endless posts to pick out the gems. There were a lot of memes about men, due to the trending hashtag #notallmen. Scarlett steered clear, careful not to take a stance one way or another. She couldn't deal with people arguing on her posts. The only valid response was a laughter emoji.

Toast to the ones here today Toast to the ones that we lost on the way 'Cause the drinks bring back all the memories And the memories bring back, memories bring back you The light turned green. The silver gray Mercedes S600 cruised down the freeway, travelling south. There's a time that I remember When I did not know no pain When I believed in forever And everything would stay the same Ethan was sitting in the front passenger seat with so much soft leather around him that he could barely hear the 389 horsepower,6-liter engine...

[What kind of trash bag are you, holding so much garbage?] [Peacocks flaunt their tails to attract mates. What's your excuse for parading your ass online?] [Patricia Harris, why don't you just die?] [Slut, you're probably wild in private, right? That video's gone viral.] [Heard you're diseased. Stay home! Don't infect us!] I stared at my phone screen, the barrage of insults washing over me. Doctored memorial photos and grotesque AI-generated images assaulted my eyes.

I taunted him. "Nothing is enough," he huffed. "Should I break your skull or chop off your finger? And then, you can imagine the 'oh ho ho ho' tone in your mind in the background," I jokingly threatened him. (Oh ho ho ho is a song that's widely used as a meme for depicting sad or fucked up situations in India) "What the fuck? I am upset and crying over here and you're imagining about a meme in such a serious situation?" He complained.

News tickers ran silently across the wall screen, headlines flaring in bold type. "Heiress of Moreno & The Vale Empire. "Engagement Confirmed!" "Lyra Moreno Breaks the Internet in Silk and Silence!" "The Ice Rose and the Heir: Are We Witnessing the Return of the Old World Romance?" Yani stood in front of the screen, one hand on her hip, the other clutching a tablet. She looked like she was about to explode. "Okay," she said dramatically, "I have compiled seventy eight memes, nine AI-generated wedding invites, and one slideshow of edits comparing you and Elias to anime power couples."

TESSA I open I*******m first, and my world implodes all over again. The video is everywhere. Reposted, shared, turned into memes, reaction videos and compilation clips. #TessaFail is trending. #FatGirlDown has over a million views. Someone has auto-tuned my sobs and turned them into a remix. But it's the comments that really destroy me: "LMAOOOOO this is the funniest thing I've ever seen" "Imagine being this delusional about your weight"