The Revenge Plan
I’d been counting on my straight-status to spook her.
“Yeah, I don’t think you have to worry about Wick there,” Izzy announced slowly. “He’s pretty private. Keeps to himself. And he has three sisters, no brothers, so I can personally assure you he’s very decent about respecting girl things. He’s definitely no stranger to bras or tampons lying around, even though you guys won’t even share a bathroom or bedroom, so that wouldn’t be an issue, anyway. And he’s always been deferential to labeled food.” Rolling her eyes dramatically, she finished with, “Charlie’s the big food thief in our family. She’s such a pain.”