Left for the Wolves
On a trip to Chicily, my wife, Rosa Stone, and her first love, Jack Cud, insisted on feeding wild, starving wolves.
I simply reminded them, "You might attract more hungry wolves."
They turned on me, calling me a heartless monster.
In the end, I was right. A pack of wolves really did show up. They circled the car, watching us hungrily. Jack was bitten by one.
To my surprise, Rosa kicked me out of the car, yelling, "Jack is hurt! He needs to be taken to the hospital! Distract the wolves, I'll come back for you!"
I watched them drive away, leaving me behind, surrounded by hungry wolves closing in from all sides.
My heart sank.
But, Rosa forgot one thing—I was a great Wolvesmith.