Novel & Cerita Jack Sparrow Quotes Funny

I scrunched up my face, rage biting through me at the dead humor. “You think this is funny?" I scoffed. Jasper stopped laughing and waved his hand at me. “You're funny," he muttered and I frowned. “Funny?" I huffed, shaking my head in disbelief and rage. “This is not close to being funny!" I spat as I stomped my foot on the ground. I wished I could slap them across their faces and restore some sense back into their minds but I had to save myself first from the fear that was eating deep into me.

“He’s sooo stupid!” Jack let out a little laugh. “Well, in the right moment even the smartest guy will fall for the don’t-worry-I’m-on-the-pill assurance. I have. Just got lucky, I guess…” The apologetic grin that had started spreading across his face faded when he saw Sarah scowl.

He laughed so hard that tears logged at the corners of his eyes and soon he began coughing. "This must be the greatest joke of my life...I apologize papa if I find it way too funny." He said and let out the remnant of his laugh. "Are you done mocking yourself?" Ricardo asked and Sparrow wore a more serious look taking daring steps towards him. "You must be insane old man to think that I would do as you say. I'd rather kill every single person in my wing than to give them up to Angel's command!" He yelled angrily sending chills over everyone present in the room. His killer intent was real and they could all feel it. Sparrow wasn't kidding when he said that, he meant it.

After Jessica recovered, she smiled, "Who knew he had it in him to crack funny jokes, Mr. Hemsworth?" He arched a brow up and replied teasingly, "Who said I was joking, though?" Jessica smiled and shook her head, "Oh My, It has been a long time since I laughed that hard. Thank you for that." Mr. Hemsworth nodded in response, patting her shoulders, "We all need some good laughs even in the midst of dire situations; laughter, they say, is medicine for the soul." "You are right," Jessica responded as she glanced at her wristwatch, "now I better get going. I have a husband to take care of and a speech to prepare," she added in high spirits.

So, sweetly, he asked, "What would you like to order, sir?" "We would like the same drink we ordered the day before," the short guy spoke. "Sorry, sir. But could you please repeat your order? I don't remember it," Joseph replied in a sarcastic way. Harper was snickering at the interaction. "Excuse me? What is so funny?" The short guy asked Harper. Harper was trying his best to surpass the laugh. He barely managed to say sorry. Then the short guy spoke again, "We would like to order one martini and a glass of beer."

I said sniffling a little like I was gonna cry. "I'm sorry next time we'll get you a play toy okay" he said. "Really" I ask. "Really" he stated. "Can it be that dick Jack" I ask and he sighed. "Sure, I guess" he said clearly not okay with the deal but wanted to make me happy. "Sweet thanks" I said jumping up with a little smile on my face before I look back over to the group. "Your crazy aren't you" Jasper asked and I shrugged my shoulders.

“Always be prepared.” “You’re such a nerd.” “And you’re still alive because of it,” Jasper shot back.

Then he lifted his straw to his mouth. “Don’t you dare!” I looked for our waitress. “She sounded serious. I don’t want to spend the rest of my day scraping spitballs off of the walls.” He ignored me and the wad shot from his straw and smacked me on the forehead. “Ha!” Jack raised both arms into the air. “Sparta!” I tried not to smile. Really, I did. But his jubilance was contagious and within seconds I was laughing right along with him.

One that said: now. Marcel laughed again, wild and bitter. “What, no speech?” he said. “No wise-ass one-liner before I blow your fucking head off?” He was mocking me. Trying to draw out the moment like a kid toying with a bug before stepping on it. He tilted his head, tapping the gun against Sarah’s temple. “Come on, Marco. One last line. Something poetic.” I smiled. Just a little. “I love her,” I said. His grin faltered. “That it?”

Sparrow said and Joe palmed his face, he was sure that he wasn't a teacher, he knew he wasn't in the midst of kids, so why and how would he believe what Sparrow had said. "Are you seeing any other person? Are you unfocused? Because you seem to have lost a screw. You- you are my best man, everyone knows you, the whole business community and yet, you could be so gullible!" Joe whispered sarcastically. He did so many gestures they mostly included him touching his head, he believed maybe if he acted like a dummy, Sparrow would at least understand but that wasn't the case.