Novel & Cerita Jack Sparrow Quotes Funny

Gia was also relieved she hadn’t rejected him outright, which would’ve been embarrassing if she’d been mistaken. “You forgot, didn’t you?” she grumbled. “No, I remember.” Jasper nodded, but now he laughed—a chuckle of amusement, as though remembering something funny. And that irked Gia, who didn’t see anything amusing in their conversation. “What’s so funny!?” Gia snapped. Jasper’s laughter lingered, and her frustration intensified. “Sorry… Sorry… Gia. Oh! It’s been so long since I’ve felt this entertained,” Jasper said, wiping his teary eyes.

Athena POV “I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy”. That famous quote from the Joker runs through my head over and over, as my clothes are absolutely drenched in slimy red and yellow gunk. Only, in my case, it’s still a tragedy. I fail to see the comedy part in all of this.

I folded my arms. "Should I be concerned?" "Probably." That wasn't reassuring. He stepped inside and held up a bottle. I immediately started laughing. Captain Morgan Spiced Rum. "You remembered." "Of course I remembered." Then he pulled out a two-liter bottle of Sprite. "I pay attention." I couldn't stop smiling. Because he did. He really did. Most people forgot details. Jack somehow remembered all of them. Then he handed me another bag. I looked inside. And laughed. "No way."

I must’ve married a former gangster. “Come on, we’re not going to flirt like kids. Just gossip, that’s all.” Jasper rolled his eyes at me—which made me laugh even more. First time he’s ever done that. “Why?” he asked, raising an eyebrow. So sassy. “Nothing. It’s just funny seeing you roll your eyes at your wife. You’re starting to act like Cosmo—both of you are drama queens. Hehe.” I couldn’t stop laughing at his reaction. “Hey, stop laughing at me. I’m not gay, and there’s no way I’d catch anything from him because he’s not even—” Jasper suddenly stopped mid-sentence, like he remembered something.

Jasper warned me. I beamed and replied, "I absolutely adore gay people!" Jasper raised an eyebrow, questioning, "I thought you identified as straight?" He attempted to conceal his amusement, but his lips twitched, giving away his true feelings. I rolled my eyes and playfully punched him in the arm, saying, "You know what I mean."

He clenched his coffee mug so hard it shattered. Sarcastic applause broke the silence. Jack's eyes narrowed as he turned to see Jamie smirking at him. "What are you doing, hanging around here?" "Just enjoying my coffee and the free entertainment." Jamie's lips twisted into a mocking grin, his eyes gleaming with contempt. "I never thought I'd see the day you got dumped. Aren't you always the one doing the dumping?" "This is none of your business!"

“Poems? You can barely write your own name. But I get it. My new girl? Forget it. Her tits are unreal. Like, perfectly unreal.” They both laughed ib a loud comfortable sound that usually I’d be right in the middle of. Tonight, I just swirled the whiskey in my glass, watching the ice cubes melt. “Hey.” Jasper nudged my shoulder with his. “You’ve been quiet all night. What’s up with you? You get your tongue cut out or something?” I sighed, setting my glass down. “Nothing. I was just thinking… maybe it’s not all about that. The… massive asses and the huge tits.”

He said “Don’t forget to smile, you are beginning to get wrinkles from frowning.” I cab drove off before I could throw Sir Spills-a-Lot at his head.

“You can make my life uncomfortable in five languages. Spanish, English, sarcasm, silence, and whatever you call that look.” I stared at him for a long moment. “Cute,” I said. “But don’t try to be funny. You don’t have a license.” The corner of his mouth moved. “Noted.” I exhaled through my nose, then picked up my glass again. The water had gone warm. Horrifying. Just like adult decisions.

LUNAVIA LUMINARI I spat out what was in my mouth before I even realized it, “Mr. Haven, that joke is not funny at all” I took the tissue he passed to me and wiped my lips and dress but looking at his facial expression and it didn’t look like he was joking at all.