Jar Jar Binks Quotes Novels & Stories

Something behind his eyes shifted — not softening, but sharpening. "Crazy?" A slow chuckle moved through him, and he leaned back against the stone rim. "I love crazy, Jabari. Crazy is the cherry atop the cake. It doesn't ruin the recipe — it just spices everything up for the fun of it." Jabari dropped him without warning.

Could I be any more obvious… or pathetic? Jarvis was still grinning at me, making me want to punch him. Since I would try anything just to wipe that smile off his face, I said, "I'm not on his radar or whatever. He caught me staring at him and his date, so he offered me a smile—a charity for a dumb, mediocre witch."

Then cut the call. “Yes Sir,” Jace replied although Rafael couldn’t hear him anymore… He pulled the phone from his ear. Eyes staring deeply into his name on the call log. “That bitch better die,” he exhaled heavily as he rolled over on the bed. “Bore—d!~ Oh my days!” he mumbled and took out a picture from inside his pants pocket. “Raf always let me get bored and hurt my heart, daddy…” he paused. “You never let me get bored, do you?” He smiled sadly at the picture of Marcus Goldman and Eric McCoy, laughing—in the good old days.

“Mrs. Bumpkin is filthy rich and all she does is put one dollar bills in the tithes envelope like we are growing a dollar tree.” “Mrs Bumpkin says you need to baptize over.” Jarvaldo grinned, waving a pointing finger at him. “Why would she be nice when you spiked the communion wine with Polmos Spirytus and had half of the congregation drunk – including her?” While he spoke, Rovell dashed over to Jarvaldo, bending down to level his crimson eyes with his. “Well, I dare declare that old devil in the blue dress is a liar. Drink and be merry says the New Testament.” He grabbed his comrade’s finger, wanting to break it.

Jazzy replied “I’d say I had been here long enough to hear the most amount of bullshit I had ever heard in my life and that’s because that is exactly how it happened.” Ebony replied Frankie, Raph and Jazzy just start laughing extremely hard as Billy just goes as red as a tomato.

Jared declared with a playful wink. “I don’t think…,” I began. “That’s right!” Jared exclaimed like he’d just hit a eureka moment. “Don’t think. Seriously, Ari. Live a little more,” he added with a wink.

"And I'm certain that didn't go over well." He laughed again, this time without wheezing. "Jack and I are old buddies now. I was far too old for Lucinda and of course, I was nothing but a goddamn motherfucking piece of trash dishwasher. I do think that's a direct quote." I lifted my glass, chuckling. "Look at you now, Pops."

inquired Saben. The entrance creaked open at that very time. And in came Benedict, half-frozen, holding a jar of hot mango pickles as if it were the universe's most precious thing. "Mission accomplished," he declared, placing the jar on the table. Sabrina was so laughing she was crying. Benedict glared at her. "You think this is hilarious? I bribed a 24-hour convenience store clerk to rummage through their storage room to get this jar!" "Okay, sweetie, baby's hungry."

Jay teased. Mr Hendricks' face flushed. “What nonsense are you talking about! At my old age, how can you say something like that!” “Uh-huh… I was just joking. Why are you being so serious.” Jay laughed. Mr Hendricks coughed, still half embarrassed. “Even as a joke, how can you say such a ridiculous thing to your grandpa.” “But Grandpa, you are not that old. I'm sure there are women out there who would fall for your charms,”

“What kind of garbage are you making me watch?” “Something better than the garbage you probably picked up.” “Doubtful. Jurassic Park is a classic,” he said, shocking me. He reached over and plucked my movie from my grip. “Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, now I get the hitchhiker therapy reference,” he said, not handing back the movie. “Don’t judge me, it’s funny.”