The Mate Agreement
Jennifer is always the one planning the wild, grandiose parties that the school approves without batting an eyelash because her father has enough money to pay for all the oxygen in the world if it was priced at a million dollars per inhale.
“My daddy spoke to Principal Luna and I have permission to throw the mating party this year!” She announces what I already know, doing a little victory dance in one spot, pigtails bouncing. “Nothing is off limits! How fun is that, am I right?” She breathes in deep, claps, and squeals again. “Yay! It’s going to be so exciting!”
Sometimes, I wonder if Jenny has a single brain cell left in that beautiful skull of hers, or if there’s just a handful of butterf