Hot Shot Divorce
After a brief walk around the neighborhood, Howard called.
Upon learning about Nadia's plans, he chuckled and said, "I happen to be free tonight. Can I have the pleasure of joining you for a movie?"
"Sure, but I want two servings of popcorn."
"Deal!"
An hour later, Nadia met Howard at the mall entrance. The two headed to the top-floor cinema and bought two servings of popcorn before entering the theater.
Nadia munched on popcorn and commented, "Stingy, much? I clearly said I wanted two servings, yet we only got one."