Joe Mama Jokes

"Kau dah gila ke! Perkara ni bukan boleh buat main-main?" - Hara "Alah, memanglah tapi kau tak sayang aku ke?" - Sara Di antara hubungan adik-beradik dan percintaan yang manakah menjadi keutamaan? Ikatan adik-beradik adalah sebuah perkara yang tidak dapat dijual beli dengan wang ringgit. 🍂🍂🍂 "Aku terima kau bukan sebab aku boleh terima kau tapi sebab ini aturan keluarga kita." - Jong In. "Tak mengapa, saya faham." - Hara Namun, bagaimana pula dengan kisah cinta yang baru tumbuh mekar tanpa diri sendiri sedari akan kebahagiaan yang sedang dirasai itu? 🍂🍂🍂 "Abang terlalu manjakan budak tu! Tengok apa dah jadi, abang masih nak lebihkan dia?" - Mama "Cakaplah apa awak nak cakap, saya dah tak tahu nak buat apa lagi supaya awak faham" - Ayah Dalam waktu yang sama, status diri ini sering menjadi persoalan kepasa mereka yang tidak dapat menerima kenyataan pahit ini.

Arini wulansari seorang Istri dari Dokter Danu. Wanita sederhana yang hanya memiliki pendidikan tertinggi sampai di SMA. Hal ini tentu saja membuat Arini semakin di banding-bandingkan dengan wanita yang disukai oleh Mama Mertuanya. Dia adalah Rindi, seorang suster yang berpenampilan menarik dan memiliki pendidikan di atas Arini. Dibandingkan dengan Rindi, Arini memang tidak ada apa-apanya. Mulai dari penampilan sampai pendidikan. Mertua dan Ipar Arini terus berusaha untuk memisahkan dia dan suaminya. Sesungguhnya ada sesuatu dalam diri Arini yang tidak di ketahui oleh keluarga suaminya. Arini pun mulai melakukan perubahan dalam dirinya. Perubahan yang membuat Rindi was-was karena Arini akan berada jauh di atasnya. Hal itu, membuat Rindi akhirnya merencanakan sesuatu yang akan menghancurkan Arini. Akankah Rindi berhasil menghancurkan Arini? Apa sebenarnya yang ada dalam diri Arini yang belum di ketahui oleh keluarga suaminya? Lalu bagaimanakah cara Arini melakukan perubahan dalam dirinya?

Annabella has spent her life as the invisible daughter, the "little mouse" her brother mockingly named her. As the Beta's third-in-line heir, she should command respect. Instead, she endures her father Eugene's abuse in silence, documenting everything with hidden cameras while treasuring anonymous gifts from a secret admirer who sees her worth. For three years, she's found solace in Lucious, the second-born Alpha Heir who defies his brothers' cruel jokes to love her openly. But on her eighteenth birthday, everything changes. The mate bond doesn't just snap into place with Lucious; it ignites with all six Alpha Heirs. A legendary sixfold bond, the rarest connection their kind has known in centuries. Before Annabella can process this revelation, her world shatters. Her father didn't just abuse her; he sold her. A contract with the Moon Slashers Pack, half a million dollars, and a plan to rip her from Lucious's arms and deliver her to another Alpha's bed. Her brother Tate, her supposed protector, helped orchestrate it all. When Eugene's betrayal explodes at her coming-of-age breakfast, Annabella's forced first shift becomes a desperate flight for survival. Six mates who failed to protect her now race to prove their worth. A father willing to destroy anyone in his path to power. A mother she believed dead for five years: alive, drugged, imprisoned. And hidden camera footage revealing a conspiracy that spans multiple packs, threatens the Alpha's reign, and exposes a trafficking ring built on selling she-wolves like livestock. The little mouse was never weak. She was waiting for her moment to roar. Six mates. One truth. And chains that are finally breaking.

When three people meet each other by chance a romance knocks them on their ass. ~Casey~ A 21 year old virgin working in one of the hottest night clubs in town. She may seem innocent but deep down she is a psycho who enjoys torturing people. She's never been touched by a man and she's killed the ones that have tried. She loves her only remaining family, her older sister Carrie. She has trust issues and a foul mouth. Can she find someone to match her crazy? ~Lincoln~ A 20 yr old street racer with a rough past. He is a bisexual, submissive with some masochistic tendencies. He's gorgeous and catches a lot of attention from both sexes. His cheating ex doesn't won't leave him alone almost borderline harassment. He jokes to hide the pain he bares every day. See how his life changes when he bumps into a little waitress. How will he react to a sexy, possessive man trying to gain his affections and encourage a little woman's psychotic tendencies? ~Malachi "Psycho" Sokolov~ He's a 23 yr old torture expert. He's well known in the underground and with the mafia families for using his pack of dogs during his interrogations. To the public he's a businessman, owning several nightclubs, a couple restaurants and some miscellaneous businesses. He is also bisexual and has had only a few lovers that can handle his bedroom habits. No one has really caught his attention until he sees a young man arguing with one of his staff and a new waitress that's as sweet as can be with little bit of fire and crazy. Find out if their love blooms or burns.

Danica, anak ng bayarang babae sa isang esklusibong Club. Hindi pinanagutan ang ina ni Danica dahil sa mayroon itong asawa. Binigyan lang ng pera ang mama niya upang magpakalayo-layo at huwag ng maisipan na manggulo. Ngunit sa paglipas ng taon ay darating ang araw na kakailanganin na tanggapin ni Danica ang alok ng yumaong ama kapalit ng mamanahin niya. Dahil na rin sa may sakit ang kanyang ina kaya mabilis niyang sinunggaban ang alok na magpakasal sa isang lalaking hindi niya pa nakikilala. Nagpagkasunduan sa loob lamang ng limang buwan ay maghihiwalay kapag nakuha na nila ang kanilang mga mamanahin. At sa kanilang paghihiwalay 'ay magbubunga ang isang gabing naganap sa kanila ng isang batang lalaki. Ang anak kaya nila ang magiging daan upang mabuo sila? At maging ganap na pamilya?

"Pa, Ma, aku sudah setuju pulang ke kampung halaman untuk ikut perjodohan dan menikah. Aku akan pulang akhir bulan ini." Awal musim semi, udara masih dingin. Sambil membuka pintu, Kathleen berbicara di telepon. Suaranya yang lembut hanyut bersama hujan yang deras. Dia merapatkan kerah bajunya, lalu mendengar kedua orang tuanya di seberang telepon menghela napas lega. "Kathleen, kesehatan Papa dan Mama makin menurun beberapa tahun ini. Kami cuma berharap kamu bisa segera berkeluarga. Bagus kalau kamu sudah memikirkannya dengan matang. Nanti setelah kamu pulang, Ibu akan minta Tante Olivia atur beberapa calon yang cocok untuk kamu temui." Mendengar orang tuanya sudah mulai mengatur semuanya, tatapan Kathleen sedikit bergetar, seolah-olah belum sepenuhnya sadar. Setelah berbasa-basi beberapa kalimat lagi, telepon pun ditutup. Dia melirik rumah itu sekilas, lalu kembali ke kamar dan mulai membereskan barang-barangnya.

Hanum pikir bahwa pernikahannya dengan Andi-sang suami, selama ini baik-baik saja. Dua puluh tahun mereka mengarungi bahtera rumah tangga, dan dikaruniai tiga orang anak. Semuanya tampak baik-baik saja di matanya. Namun rasa nyaman dalam hidup berumah tangga tiba-tiba berubah drastis, ketika dia mengetahui bahwa Andi menjalin hubungan gelap dengan seorang gadis. Hanum semakin syok setelah tahu bahwa gadis itu adalah teman kuliah anaknya. Hanum sebisa mungkin menutupi perbuatan suaminya di depan ketiga anaknya. Dia tak mau ketiga anaknya terluka juga. Namun ternyata, Rafi-anak sulungnya, sudah lebih dulu mengetahui perbuatan Andi. Bahkan Rafi sempat bertengkar dengan sang ayah tanpa sepengetahuan Hanum. Bagaimana bahtera rumah tangga Hanum dan Andi selanjutnya? Lalu apa yang akan dilakukan Rafi untuk membalaskan sakit hati sang mama, akibat hadirnya orang ketiga yang berusaha merebut hati sang papa?

Buong akala ni Sky hindi na siya magkakagusto pa sa isang lalaki, matapos lokohin ng boyfriend niya noon at iwan ng Papa niya para sa ibang babae. Ngunit nagbago ang lahat nang makilala niya si Zach Villanueva, ang bagong CEO ng kumpanyang pinagtatrabahuan niya. Lihim siyang humanga dito, ngunit malayong magustuhan siya ng boss niyang perfectionist at may mataas na standard. Nang minsang magbiro ang tadhana, sa kasal ng kanyang ina, natuklasan niyang si Zach ay hindi lang basta boss, kundi anak ng lalaking papakasalan ng Mama niya. Stepbrother niya ang lalaking lihim niyang hinahangaan. Mas lalong naging kumplikado ang sitwasyon nang mapilitan silang magsama sa iisang bubong. Sa bawat titig, sa bawat paglapit, at sa bawat paghinga sa iisang espasyo, mas lumalalim ang tensyon sa pagitan nila. Isang tensyon na hindi dapat mabuo… pero imposibleng pigilan. Family by law. Forbidden by morals. But temptation doesn’t always play by the rules until it becomes...a sacred betrayal.

Hamil dan dicampakkan kekasih yang telah bersama selama lima tahun. Dikhianati dan kehilangan keluarga yang dia cintai. Papa dipenjara dan Mama meninggal karena serangan jantung. Mengalami kecelakaan besar yang menghancurkan wajahnya. Semua itu membuat Dianara menaruh dendam yang amat besar pada Natan. "Apa yang membuatmu berpikir bisa lari dari dariku?" Dianara berjalan mendekati Natan. Wajahnya yang tampak beringas, menatap tajam menghujam mata lawan bicaranya. Di depan sana sang pria sudah ketakutan. Tubuhnya menggigil, walau matanya masih berani melihat wanita di hadapannya. Wajah Natan yang di penuhi luka memar kebiruan menjadi memucat. "Tidak akan ada yang bisa menghentikan ambisiku untuk menghancurkan segala yang kau miliki. Aku kembali untuk mengakhiri dendam yang telah kusimpan selama bertahun-tahun. Hidup dan matimu sekarang ada di tanganku. Kau akan hancur lebih parah dari saat kau menghancurkan hidupku!" "Aku Dianara Wiratama, bersiaplah untuk menerima pembalasanku!"

On our engagement day, my fiancee, Lucille Perry, had her childhood best friend, Derek Miller, show up with a box of handmade cookies as a gift. Out of basic courtesy, I picked one up and took a bite. Derek and a few of his buddies burst out laughing. "This mama's boy can't even recognize his own mother's ashes!" My stomach churned violently. Shocked and furious, I lunged at him to throw a punch, but Lucille desperately held me back. Derek looked at me smugly and grinned. "Since you already ate it, why don't you tell everyone how your mom tastes?" I was so angry that I kicked him right in the face. However, Lucille turned around and slapped me hard across the cheek. "Spencer Bourdain, is this really necessary? Can't you take a joke? Eating a little bit of ashes won't kill you. Look at how petty you're being!" My heart went completely numb. I quietly pulled out my phone and sent a message to a certain number. [The wedding reception is ready. All we need now is you, the bride-to-be.]