Joe Mama Jokes Novels & Stories

Jake announced before he stopped the car and intended to come out. Jake was only joking around with Mateo to see his reaction. "Please". His hands immediately reached out to grab Jake's shirt when he saw Jake open the door. "Just this one last time. Take me to the company. I promise I won't bother you again". "Jeez, when are you going to grow up, Mateo?. You're behaving like a child, besides, I was only kidding you". Jake almost burst out laughing seeing the adorable face of Mateo when he pleaded.

"Huh? You don't get it?" "We get it," Kieran said dryly. "It's just stupid." Kidd crossed his arms, glaring at his brother. "Oh yeah? Then you tell one. Let's see if Sera laughs." "Why would I? That's kid stuff-" "Come on! Mr. Perfect at Everything can't even tell a joke? Pathetic!" Kieran's jaw tightened, then he sighed. "Fine. What animal hates dads?" Kidd's brow furrowed. "Is there even such a-"

Terrified, I cried and begged Mom to go to the hospital with me for a check-up. The doctor did a thorough examination and said I must've caught it from someone else since I wasn't sexually active. Never in a million years did I imagine that Mom would casually bring it up like it was some kind of joke when Jared came over for the first time. The lively atmosphere instantly froze, and Jared's face went stiff. "Mom, I caught it from someone else. Wasn't the doctor's report clear enough?" I reminded Mom in a low voice. Mom kept talking as if she hadn't heard me.

“Yeah, I punish her mother at least twice a day and a mate’s punishment doesn’t seem to work.” Marcella and Wesley share a look of shock. “Dad made a joke, Dad made a sex joke, Marcella calls her mate 'Snookums', Dad is agreeing with Lucy, Marcella beat the shit out of three she-wolves, and Evander is standing up to Bridget,” Wesley looks around. “You all get the world is coming to an end.” Mark and Victor laugh. “I think we can do without the Three Stooges,” Dad is amused, but serious at the same time. “You three are dismissed.”

She laughs at her own joke. “In a year, you’re going to be changing diapers and you’ll lose your edge,” Hamish mimes changing a diaper as Benjamin pretends to smell it behind him. “We’re gonna have to send a fruit basket to Margot. A sympathy gift.” Benjamin joins in and they all chuckle as if these jokes aren’t the worst they’ve heard. I came from a smart family, not comedians and it showed.

“You don’t smell tea, Dad. You spill it.” “No estoy de acuerdo,” Gael chimes in. “I definitely smell tea when your Mamá makes it.” I snort. Dad joke solidarity. We do this all the time, and the best part is: Fati knows it’s coming. And still, she can’t help but react. “¡Me vuelves loco! I know you know the right expression. Just use it correctly!” she wails. Merry and JoJo are choking back laughter in the back seat. Gael and I hold poker faces for all of five more seconds before we burst into laughter.

I let out another bout of this time, silent laughter and then continued, "You mean to tell me he didn't see the Range Rovers, Lamborghinis, Ferraris, Sonatas—" "I get it, I get... you still think I'm a clown." She threw at me as she stood up, tying her blue bathrobe, an accusing look in her eyes. "I just thought news of the dream will make you excited, and renew your hope of getting married. I definitely didn't think I was coming over to be laughing stock." She finished sadly. Now I felt bad. I mean, I was the one wronged over here. I had been rudely awakened for some bullshit-but-pretty-hilarious piece of information but somehow, Mama had twisted everything... so much so, that before I knew

"Don't touch her!" Joe grabbed my mother's messy hair and yanked it hard, causing her to fall heavily onto the ground. Friends and family watched as Joe pointed at my picture to reveal my mother for who she really was. "Quit putting up an act of being a loving mother here! You never regretted killing her. You just regret not keeping Janine around as your backup for your pride and ego after I failed you and destroyed your investment in your education project." My mother's lips trembled at having her deepest thoughts exposed this way. "Joe, how can you say something like that about your own mother…"

Was she aware that he loves dipping his dick in men’s ass? In my mate’s ass. This has to be some sick joke. My knees weakened, and I sat down immediately on a nearby chair to avoid collapsing. “So why don't you tell me exactly what it was, Reed? So we can compare with what i saw and maybe decipher what the fuck is going on here.” Reed’s eyes darted to me then down to the floor. Those blue eyes that I loved so much. I had been head over heels for a man who loves having dick in his ass. My stomach violently churned again, and I clutched it tightly.

James gulped as he tried to deny it. “You little fucking liar. Want me to call Amy right now? Ask if you’ve ever laughed or called her names for her weight?” I slammed my hands on the table. James was withering knowing I had him. “It was just joking around. No one was getting hurt.” James was starting to shake under the gaze of our moms. “Just jokes?” Mamá sniffled. “No one was getting hurt?” Mom’s green eyes had hardened to emeralds and were glaring daggers. If she could make lasers with them, James would be ash.