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In Black Salt, love is a sickness you can’t hide—a slow gnawing beneath the skin that leaves you hollowed, grayed, and eventually gone. No one stays long enough to see it through; they leave before the rot finishes its work. It’s what the town teaches you: when it starts, you run. You look away. You survive by pretending not to feel. But Atlas is tired of pretending. The halls of Black Salt High are full of kids pretending they don’t see each other’s bruised hearts, pretending their bones aren’t already whispering warnings. Still, he can’t forget the weight of a father who stayed—not out of love, but because he never felt it deep enough to decay. That truth lingers in Atlas like a second shadow. And then there’s Nova—the outsider with a storm in her bones. And Wren, all sharpness and fight. Milo, who cracks jokes to keep the silence at bay. Luce, who wears her thorns like jewelry. Together, they don’t know how to stop the rot. But they’re learning how to sit with it, how to name it, how to refuse the small, hollow deaths of pretending not to care. In a town where love is a death sentence, staying might be the bravest thing of all.

She's a rich girl. He's her housekeeper. Seth Monroe is the dream of every girl in his school. He is smart, he's drop-dead gorgeous, and captain of the Hockey team. They all want a piece of him, but he has eyes only for one girl. The girl that Seth likes is on a whole new level. she's cute, she's got the curves, she's beautiful and every adjective in Seth's dictionary. Why the hell would she pay attention to a dumb jock? Emily Mae is oblivious to Seth's sneaky glances. After all, she thinks she's as attractive as a Cheese Burger and no matter what her friend says, she feels conscious about her weight, but secretly she's had a crush on Seth, and she knows he's way out of her league. He's a handsome, six feet two Giant of hotness. She'd be lucky if he even said hi to her. Until one day Emily gets her chance. Seth's on her doorstep as a replacement for her housekeeper . [Forbidden Romance ] © Copyright 2021 KittyKash92 All Rights Reserved

21++ area dewasa️️ Aku baru saja merayakan satu tahun menjadi janda. Tentu bukan suatu pencapaian yang patut dibanggakan. Tapi pernikahan bersama Fynn tidak bisa dipertahankan. Walau sudah bercerai, lantas tidak membuat aku dan Fynn tidak akan bertemu, kami masih satu kantor, tentu semuanya terasa serba canggung di saat kamu harus menemui sang mantan suami setiap hari. Tidak hanya kehadiran Fynn yang menganggu, tapi Bennet—boss tempatku bekerja yang ternyata jadi ancaman di saat laki-laki itu masih single dan begitu menggoda, bahkan aku mempunyai satu rahasia bersamanya. Jangan lupakan, Mario si brondong tampan dengan senyuman maut yang menggoda. Dia adik sahabatku, dan selalu mengerti dan ada di saat aku penat dengan pekerjaan. Di antara ketiga laki-laki itu akhirnya ada yang membuatku melabuhkan hatiku pada mereka untuk terakhir kalinya dan tidak ada lagi perpisahan seperti sebelumnya. Siapakah dia? ________ Baca kisah orang tua Kelsea di : GUTEN TAG MOMMY Copyright 2021 Rose Marberry

| Khusus Dewasa | Meghan Crafson, mantan model majalah dewasa yang terkenal. Di usianya yang sudah menginjak 30 tahun dia masih kelihatan cantik dan seksi layaknya remaja 20 tahunan. Dinikahi seorang Crazy Rich asal New York hanya membuatnya bahagia dari segi financial saja. Namun dia tak mendapatkan kepuasan batin dari suaminya yang sudah berusia 50 tahun itu. Sampai akhirnya kedatangan Hardin merubah segalanya. Hardin Willbowrn, pria tampan dengan postur tubuh atletis menyerupai aktor Hollywood itu, merupakan putra tunggal suaminya. Meghan menginginkan anak tirinya yang macho. Dia pun berusaha menggoda Hardin di belakang suaminya. Sebagai pria normal, tentu Hardin kesulitan menolak gelombang gairah liar yang ibu tirinya tawarkan. Bagaimanakah kisah selanjutnya? Akankah Hardin menolak gairah liar ibu tirinya itu? Atau dia malah terjun dalam kenikmatan salah yang ditawarkan oleh Meghan? GAIRAH LIAR IBU TIRIKU (GLIT) salah satu dari puluhan novel terlaris karya DEWA AMOUR sepanjang tahun 2021, kini terbit di aplikasi novel online terbaik, GOODNOVEL Selamat membaca!!

Everybody is different. May it be with the way you look, your sexual orientation or your beliefs and culture. Tori Kingstein has always thought of herself as someone who’s different. She never liked boys. Yes, she's gay. Tori then was sent to her mum’s old school, an all-girls boarding school in hopes of her not getting herself a boyfriend at a young age. But jokes on her parents, cause she actually swings the other way around. And little did she know that entering Whistler High School for Girls would put her on a mission with other girls, like her who aren’t white, to end the discrimination, inequality, too much use of white privileges and the use of wealth and power to stay on top by some students, especially by the school's student council officers. After knowing this, Tori is set on finishing her mum's past role in this group—and that is to destroy the unfair treatment of the school and the student council to students who what they call “aren’t white and as rich as them”, but Tori has a secret. It’s just that... She might have a tiny bit of crush on the student council's president who's no other than Amelia Harriet Williams. What could go wrong, right?

They say society looks down on divorced women, especially those who are no longer “beautiful” in its eyes but Amara doesn’t care. After ten years of being the perfect wife, enduring whispers about her looks, the cruel jokes about her weight, and the constant reminders from her husband that she’s “not beautiful enough,” she’s done. Her husband not only cheats on her… he moves his pregnant mistress into their marital home and flaunts her like a prize. When Amara asks for a divorce, he vows to destroy her. Promising to make her life so miserable she’ll come crawling back. But he’s wrong because Amara would rather die than return to him. In her search for a way out, she crosses paths with Lucian Rostova. He's dangerous. Ruthless and filthy rich. Lucian offers her a deal: he’ll help her ruin her ex-husband and his mistress if she agrees to marry him for one year. With her back against the wall, Amara says yes. But deals with the devil always come with a price. Will Lucian truly protect her like he promises… or will he crush her and leave her bleeding out in the cold?

==PEMENANG JUARA 3 EVENT NOVEL BERTEMA 'PRIA TERDAHSYAT'== ==PEMENANG NOVEL ROMAN TERFAVORIT GOODNOVEL VAGANZA 2021== "Kamu, Sahara? Langsung saja, berapa harga keperawananmu? Aku yakin, kamu nggak punya banyak pilihan sekarang. Ambil ini untuk membayar tagihanmu segera. Lusa, datang ke sini." Roy Anindra Smith menyodorkan selembar cek dan kartu nama, yang membuat Sahara, seorang gadis penari sensual di club dewasa terperangah. Bagi Roy, memiliki gadis itu adalah harga mati dan penolakan adalah penghinaan. Namun, berhasil membayar dengan nilai fantastis sebuah petualangan sensasi satu malam, ternyata tak membuat Sahara jatuh ke pelukan Roy. Gadis penari sensual berusia 19 tahun, yang bersikukuh menolak perhatian Presdir raksasa bisnis properti, meski ia sendiri butuh uang. Mampukah Roy membangkitkan hasrat satu malam yang pernah ia lalui bersama Sahara, agar bisa membalaskan dendamnya pada seseorang? Apa yang membuat Roy, yang berusia lebih dua kali lipat dari Sahara, begitu ingin membuat gadis yatim piatu miskin itu agar bertekuk lutut dan tergila-gila padanya? ***Kunjungi sosial media Insstagram @juskelapa_ untuk info-info seputar karya***

He smirked, knowing he was on the winning side. "So it's a done deal for three months?" He raised his eyebrows, putting his hand forth for a handshake. I looked at the long fingers and perfectly aligned nails and then at his patient face. Sighing to myself I my own hand into his and ignored the tingles that flowed through every nerve as his fingers curled around my hand and shook it lightly. "Yeah three months." "Goodnight then." He winked, removing his hand from mine and turned to walk away. "Hey wait!" I called out, suddenly remembering something. "You don't have my number." "What makes you think that? I have my ways Smith." And with one last wink I saw him take a turn and disappear from my sight. I let out a long breath, leaning on the nearby wall. Looks like I just made a deal with the Devil. * A sarcastic girl, a cocky guy. Throw in some mystery, murder, filthy jokes, wonderful friends, tons of kisses, secrets, surprises, eye-rolls and a killer on run. And you have got yourself a story never read before. ***So grab a cup of hot chocolate, some chips and a warm blanket and get ready to laugh, cry and bite your lip in anticipation. Enjoy!!

At dinner, Tiffany White grabs my fiance's phone and spends 100 thousand dollars on a designer bag. She even sticks her tongue at me. "Come on, Meredith. You're loaded. You won't mind such a small amount, right? Shawn and I share everything. His money is my money," she says. Everyone at the table waits for me to lose my temper or smile and let it slide like a saint. Instead, I calmly take out a voice recorder and my laptop from my bag and adjust my gold-rimmed glasses. "100 thousand meets the threshold for criminal filing. Since you said you two share everything, I have to ask—is this embezzlement or an illegal transfer tied to an improper personal relationship? "Oh, and what you just said about 'his money is my money'? I recorded that. According to the supplemental clauses in our prenup and the company bylaws, I'm officially initiating an asset-freezing order against Shawn Harrison." I turn to Tiffany. "Enjoy your free meals in prison, Ms. White." Shawn is livid. "It was just a joke, Meredith. Is it really necessary to ruin me over this?" I hit the "enter" key. "Sorry. In my book, there are no jokes—only bad debt."

The prophecy has been told. A Tribrid will be born to slaught*er every people who oppose with its rule. She will be the queen of all, and every person who will go against her will not only lost his life, but will also burn his soul. Every races was threatened, thus, they made one cruel rule: No Tribrid shall be born. However, few years later, an omega from Shadow pack made a disturbance with its destructive power that trembled everyone. But no one had found where the Tribrid girl after the incident. They were restless. They need to find the tribid and kill it before everything became too late. One the other hand, Sidrich was oblivious of the destructive power within her. Being abused and slaved her whole life, it was hard for her to trust someone again. But meeting the second prince of Sharmai empire, Prince Alastair, Sidrich found herself trusting the prince instantly. His flirtatious remarks, his corny jokes, and his undying devotion to protect Sidrich at all cost beyond everything and everyone made the latter feel safe and comfortable towards the prince. Amidst of all chaos and chasing, the two fought for their love that has never been permissible. However, happiness comes with a price. With enemies trying to find and kill the tribrid, could the two of them would be able to fight until the end of all the havoc?