Jokes Tagalog Tanong

"Mamili ka, siya, o ako?" tanong ni Danica kay Jethro. Natatawa pa ang lalaki ng bahagya sa kanyang sinabi, "anong kalokohan naman ang naiisip mo at pinapapili mo ako?" "Puro ka na lang. Lovely, lovely.. lovely! ni hindi mo nga naalala ang birthday ko eh. " may hinagpis sa kanyang tinig. Tiningnan lang siya ni Jethro, at tumalikod sabay labas ng bahay. Hindi siya makapaniwala na pipiliin nito ang babaeng iyon. Agad siyang nag alsa balutan, upang iwanan ang lalaki.

Savannah Aine Samson, living her life to the fullest. Not until one day, her world turns upside-down. Most of her memories are lost due to her treatment for her condition, Intermittent Explosive Disorder. In addition, her father was murdered. If her uncle didn't tell the truth, she would never know for the rest of her life. She got enraged as fire as hell. At the age 14, she entered the world of cruelty. Many years passed, she finally attained her desire to be a secret agent. Soon after, she was given a code name: Agent Stygian which symbolizes darkness, death, and valor. Anyone who blocks her way will have one foot buried in the pit. One day, a mission was given to her team that led her to return to a city where her dark world began, the Vinson City. As she returns, there is this one guy who immediately put her patience to a test. Emerson Gray Denovan, the mysterious and cold-hearted troublemaker she's ever met. Will the memories that were erased to be restored? Or will they be buried in oblivion? How about the person who has been waiting for her for more than ten years? Tagalog

Rachel Venice Miranda: Simple event coordinator with a mountain of debt and zero interest in romance. Levi Carreon: Billionaire CEO, certified heartbreaker, allergic to commitment. When Rachel becomes Levi's exclusive event coordinator, she tells herself it's just business. Professional lang. Walang personalan. But one rainy night in Boracay changes everything. One kiss. One confession. One chance na baka... the heartbreaker has finally met his match. Pero may obsessed ex-fiancée. Toxic family. Public scandal. Business sabotage. At isang tanong: Kakayanin ba nilang lampasan ang lahat para sa pagibig?

"Kumikislot ang alaga mo at mainit. Nilalagnat ka ba? O kaya, tulungan kita mag lulu?" "Kilala mo ba kung sino ang kausap mo?" May pagpipigil na tanong ng lalaki. Humigpit din ang pagkakahawak ng malapad niyang kamay sa aking pangupo na kanina lang ay taimtim na nakasuporta lamang dito. Ni hindi ko namalayan na tumigil na pala ito sa paglalakad. "Bakit, masarap ba Selyo?" Muli kong pinisil ang kahabaan niya at pinaglaruan ito habang nagpakawala naman ng mahinang mura ang lalaki.

Sa edad na 19, gumuho ang mundo ni Eliana “Yana” Ledesma. Biglang namatay ang ama, at lahat ng ari-arian nila misteryosong napunta sa kanyang malupit na madrasta. Pinalayas siya at ilang araw syang nagpalabuy-laboy sa kalsada. Isang gabi, muntik na siyang mapahamak… Mabuti na lang ay nailigtas siya ng isang estranghero. Si Adrian Villaverde. Siya ang kasalukuyang CEO ng Villaverde Group. Isang bilyonaryong laging nasa front page ng dyaryo. Hindi lang dahil sa galing niya sa negosyo kundi dahil sa misteryong bumabalot sa pagkawala ng dati niyang asawa na si Leira. Habang nakikituloy si Yana sa puder ni Adrian, nagulat siya nang bigla itong nag-abot ng kontrata na kailangan nilang magpakasal. Hindi kailangan magkaroon ng seremonya, sex, o kahit damdamin man lang. Sa papel lang talaga. Pero habang tumatagal ang pananatili niya sa mansyon, mas dumarami ang tanong kaysa sagot: Pinili ba sya ni Adrian pakasalan dahil kamukha niya ang ex-wife nito? Ano ba talaga ang dahilan ng biglaan na pagkawala ni Leira? At bakit sa bawat kilos ni Adrian, parang may pinipigilan itong sabihin? Kasabay ng paglalapit ng loob nila ni Adrian, isang bagay ang hindi maikaila ni Yana… Mas dumadami ang mga tanong kaysa sagot. Kailangan niyang maging mapagmatyag kung gusto niyang makasiguro na ang lalaking pakakasalan niya ay hindi isang halimaw na nagpapanggap lang.

Nang dahil sa pag takas ni Summer sa araw ng kanyang mismong kasal, ay napad-pad siya sa lugar ng Maynila kung saan ni kahit sa panaginip ay hindi pa niya narating.Mabuti na lang at may kaibigan siyang maasahan na tumulong sa kanya para may matuluyan ng pansamantala. Nagtanong- tanong siya ng trabaho sa mga mayordoma sa bahay ng kaibigan nito. dalawang choices lang ang may'roon si Summer ang maging Maid o Isang Secretary ng isa sa pinaka mayamang negosyante sa syudad ng maynila ang kompanyang Montereal corp.

Mia Hartley felt her heart pound with disbelief as she stood at the altar, staring at Nicholas Hernandez, her former tormentor from high school, now poised to be her husband.The memories flooded back,the cruel jokes, the relentless bullying. How could fate be so cruel as to bind her to him in marriage? Nicholas, now successful and charming, had meticulously planned this marriage to secure his inheritance. However, he became shocked when he saw Mia at the altar and also Mia’s best friend. . . Meanwhile, Mia's supposed friend, who harbored hidden animosity since high school, was equally stunned. As Mia's bridesmaid, she realized Nicholas, the groom, is the guy who she has been trying to force herself on for the past ten years. What happens when Mia realizes that her friend is her greatest enemy? How would Mia cope being married to her bully who she is scared of?

(Warning: Mature Content - R18 - Tagalog) Maia Asuncion hates Rafael Valiente. She always feels like he's stealing her something she ever wanted—her parents' attention. But despite that, romance emerged between them. Akala ni Maia ay magpapatuloy ang magandang relasyon nilang iyon. Ngunit nang nasangkot si Maia sa isang malaking eskandalo ay hinila niya sa putikan si Rafael at tinapon niya ang kung anong namamagitan sa kanila. Hurt and desperate, she ruined his name and dragged him to the dirt of shame, just to save her own. Ngunit matapos ang ilang taon, nagkrus muli ang landas nila. Maia and the now successful Engineer Rafael Valiente ended up in a messy agreement. Kalaunan, tumira sila sa iisang bubong. Paano humantong sa ganoon gayong may atraso si Maia sa lalaki at may nakaraan sila? And...what if they find themselves desiring each other in the middle of their set-up? Will they let their past and anger stop them? Will they let fire and lust consume them? Or will they forbid themselves from wanting each other? Just like what they did 5 years ago?

Natutunan niya ring magtiwala muli sa kabila ng pag subok na dumaan sa pamilya nya. She finally learned that not all the boys are the same like her Dad when she met her childhood friend/first love. Everything went smooth, until someone interrupted their happily ever after. Why? Why can I just be happy? Why do I need to suffer.? Don't I deserve to be happy once in a while? Pinasaya pa ako kung babawiin din lang pala. Yan ang mga tanong na pumasok sa isip nya. Let's see how will she scape from all of this.

There was an uproar at that one fated taping inside the CBS building. A suspicious man. A gun shot. And then everything went dark. News about the most eligible bachelor icon who is now rushed at St. Lukes hospital in hope to save him. What will happen to everyone who is dear to him if he wakes up remembering things from three years ago, unveiling secrets... "Nasan sya?" Tanong ni Vincent ng mamulat na ang kanyang mga mata. Nanahimik ang lahat ng bisita sa kwarto at nagbigay daan sa babaeng kanina pa hinahanap ng binata. "Hi." Bati ng dalaga sa kanya. "I'm sorry to keep you waiting, ha?"