Tempting The Bad Boy
They were everywhere, penis shaped balloons stuck to the ceiling, straws with penis ends were sprawled across the coffee table, and she'd even put up a 'pin the penis on the man' game.
"Gabby, I told you classy decorations, not dickfest." I exclaim, picking up a deck of cards which appeared innocent enough, until I turned them over and each card had a different naked male, posing.
"This is as classy as I could get Claire." Gabby tries to convince me, and I give her a look of disbelief. "Seriously, you should have seen the items I didn't get; they would have really made you blush."
"Bennu's mother is coming tonight." I remind my friend, hoping it gets through that this isn't just me being a p