Kaiju Paradise Meme Novels & Stories

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Kai: IM SO FUCKING HAPPY Kai: YOU KNOW IVE BEEN GETTING THESE DUMBASS BACK PROBLEMS BECAUSE OF THIS GODDAMN JOB AND NOW I CAN REST AHHH Kai: DUDE ARE U THERE? Kai: HEY U RNT DEAD RIGHT? Kai: DUDE Kai: JAI Kai: DUUDDEE My eyes widened. My mouth was wide open. I was PISSED. Pissed at myself for not reading the text messages earlier!?

strange admiration. As if Bima had just delivered the most epic 'content' ever created. [Warning! 'Master AI Fitness Freak' (Final BOSS) is experiencing 'System Overload'!] [Effect: Master AI is suffering from a 'Nutritional Existential Crisis'! All systems are currently Error 404!] [New Mission: 'Exploit the AI Crisis'] [Objective: Take advantage of the Master AI's system chaos to find an escape route or rare resources.] [Reward: 'Master Chef Buff' (Level 1) & 'Anti-Single Ointment' (Level 2)!]

It didn’t take me long to figure out what was going on—Jaxon was going viral. “This is going to be fun,” Kade chuckled and then kissed my cheek. “I’ll see you later.” I watched him disappear and then kept walking. I stopped in front of a locker to peel off one of the stickers. It was a cartoonish meme of Jaxon, complete with exaggerated wide eyes and a speech bubble that read: "Bidding $5000 on an ex? Obsessed much?" I scoffed, shaking my head. The next one was even worse—"Jaxon’s Punch: Weakest Move of the Year."

They were complete opposites. Kai came up behind me placing his strong arms around me. He placed his hands over mine guiding them with the pool cue. I inhaled his scent, he smelled like an ocean breeze and made me feel more relaxed than I could ever remember feeling. I turned my head to look at him expecting to see him focused on the pool table when much to my surprise I saw a huge smile on his face and his eyes peering directly into mine. His big beautiful dark eyes held so much emotion. I couldn't quite understand what he saw in me. He had always been known as a player, he had a new girl on his arm every time I saw him. So why would he suddenly be so wrapped up in me. I wondered if this

She said with a smile. I was helpless. I know if I wanted to hear those words from her mouth, I had to continue working hard. “Alright, I hung up then.” Ailina hung up the phone. Then she sent me a naughty expression of a little rabbit baring her teeth. I usually didn’t use Memes when using W******p. When I saw Ailina’s cute one, I didn’t know what to reply. So I found Jayden and asked him to get a few for me. As a result, the expression bags Jayden sent me were all very strange. All of them were silly with lines “Go to hell, Idiot”, “You go eat shit,” and “The other party didn’t want to talk to you and touch your tit.” Seeing this I almost went to beat him.

Kai added, his happiness unmistakable. “Disneyland,” the man mused. “That place is paradise for kids like you—rides, food, fireworks.” “You went to Dithneywand too?” Kai asked, brows furrowing. “I haven’t,” he replied. “But if I ever have kids, I’ll definitely bring them there.” “Tew you wayf to give you kidth,” Kai said seriously. Both of us froze. “My Mama gave my Dada me,” Kai continued proudly, pointing to himself. “Dada happy.”

Back at the train station, Ronnie and Curtis stood frightfully in front of the strange man with the guitar. “What the hell are you?” Ronnie asked. “Generally, we are called Kaiju, a superior species that will run this planet correctly after we deal with the rest of the human swine in this area,” replied Soundhound. “You must be pulling some type of magic trick because ain’t no way this stuff’s for real,” Ronnie shot back. “I assure you, good sir, what you’re about to witness is no illusion. It is the rise of my species and, sadly, the destruction of yours,” Soundhound said confidently.

Rhalia fired off, followed by a slew of red flags and eggplant emojis. "I don't know how you did it, but girl... It's been what? Almost a year?? And you still don't feel the urge to jump that absolute Adonis??" Liora added with her signature dramatic flair. I felt heat rush up my neck as I fumbled with my phone, frantically typing, "Oh my God, guys-", but before I could send it, Maelis delivered the kill shot. It was a meme of dogs humping in full force, with the caption: "Don't be shy, sweetheart. If you need tips, I can help. 😈💅"