Father In Law
"Why? After ruining my fucking suit, you think I should let you go?"
"Wow, for someone who apparently doesn't curse, you sure do use foul language. I wonder why this behavior is only reserved only for me."
"I wonder why your snarky attitude is reserved only for me. I don't see this attitude coming out in front of anyone else, especially your father."
"There's a difference between my father and father in law, who's the biggest asshole I've ever met."
"Oh, and what's that?"
"He's my blood. He raised me, you didn't."