Kickass Humour

"The clothes you wear is mine. The house you live in, is mine. Even the air you breathe is mine. I will take away everything from you, even your name," ******* The life of Sienna Clairvoyant, a girl from a poor background gets bamboozled when she is abused by her boyfriend's brother and accused of theft by his mother. In the blink of an eye, the harsh reality that is her is thrown before her as she is locked up, beaten up again and left to die. Nine years later, she emerges from the ground as Sienna Williams, the wife of a deceased trillionaire, seeking revenge. Next to her, is a lovely set of twins that kept her going all those years and the eldest son of her deceased husband, who, secretly harboured feelings for her. With a meticulously crafted plan for revenge, Sienna Williams returns to the town that caused her doom, targeting all those who played a part in her demise. As soon as her gaze locks with her first love and the father of her twins, Sienna doesn't think she can go through with her plans. But seeing how greedy he and has family had become over the years, Sienna Williams decides that they deserve what she has in store for them. Miss Nobody Strikes Back!

"You are mine in this life! Don't you dare to run away from me again!" He said while hugging her tightly. He won't ever let her go even if he had to cage her. However, will she stay obedient to him? Lilian Wilson, a wealthy heiress, was sold to the Mafia king, Evano Lonardo. They started on the wrong foot but as they faced many difficulties, their love bloomed and they became obsessed with each other. What would happen when life throws them serious problems? Will Lilian know about their past connection? What made her forget their encounter? When the danger was lurking in the darkness of the city of crime, a dangerous love story would bloom from love and hatred…Their cute kids would be the icing on the cake!

" You're not her and you will never be her, where is she and what have you done to her" Erada and Olivia are identical twins who were separated at birth, one grew up as an heiress to one of the four main families in Green city while the other became the leader of the most notorious group of mercenaries, Daera, her name brings fear into everyone's heart, cold and merciless, she will kill everyone who stands in her way. When Daera decides to seek revenge, she is determined not to spare anyone, even her identical twin sister. In her quest for revenge, she meets Draco Steele, the CEO of Glam jewelries, the most formidable billionaire in Green city and Olivia's first love, Erada's aim was to use Draco just to exact her revenge but she slowly starts too fall for this dark dangerous billionaire. What happens when the two sisters gets stuck in a messy love affair ***

After being taken away from her family at a very young age, and trained to become a ruthless assassin Katherine had spent years, killing, and murdering people for money. Until one assignment changed her life completely. She had being paid a million dollars to murder the whole family of a mafia boss, which she did...however she left one tiny detail. Which was the Mafia boss's first son, Matt. Few weeks later Katherine meets Matt in College, and they become friends...the friendship turns into a sizzling relationship and Katherine was already willing to let go of her lifestyle for Matt. Until he discovers that she was the one that murdered his entire family. Infuriated at this discovery, Matt arrests Katherine, but her Mob ambushes the prison and releases her. After a conversation with her friends, she set out to look for Matt to apologize, and also let him know that she was carrying his child which she discovered while in prison. But her boss had found out who Matt was, and before she could get to him, he was already murdered. Now convinced that happiness wasn't for her because of the lifestyle she chose, Katherine escapes the Mob and builds a life of her own in a far away island, isolated..where no one could find her... But could she hide from the Mob? Few months later she gave birth to a girl, and in a few weeks she was found and her daughter taken away from her and murdered. With Rage, Katherine seeks revenge for the demise of her daughter, .. because she knew she would never find peace till she puts an end to the Mob, and she was determined to do that. Will Katherine eventually find her happily ever after?

Elaine May Velordi was born in United States but she was originally a Filipino. She was raised like a princess by her billionaire parents. One day, she asked for them to let her go back to the Philippines and continue her studies there for at least two years. In the Philippines, Elaine pretended as a poor girl. She enrolled in Vida Elegante Akademya. There, she met Kyle David Vida Mejer. Kyle and Elaine fell in love with each other but it seems like the world is going against them. Everyone thought that they were mismatched, Kyle was rich and Elaine was known as the poorest girl in the campus. Will Elaine expose her true identity and shake off all those bitches who keeps on flirting to Kyle? Or she will remain pretending like a poor girl and make Kyle prove that he really loves her despite of their situation?

8 Seconds can be nothing or it can be everything, just as it can be an eternity or the time needed to become a hero. A great challenge has been taking place and attracting even champions. To stay 8 seconds on a bull that has never been stopped. Will anyone be able to win? Rayka is a woman with hot blood in her veins, passionate about rodeo, she will not accept anyone talking badly about her father or everything he built. And if she has to break a promise and risk her own life, she will. But beneath her confident demeanor lies an insecure girl, hurt after the betrayal of her first love. Gael is a dedicated man, always willing to help and save lives. With his life focused on work, he can't keep a date, but he doesn't give up his search. And on an unambitious journey, he may get what he has always sought. Come and find out what this meeting between the Cowgirl and the Doctor will be like...

What happens when an assassin finds out that a bounty has been put on her high school friend and ex lover? What's more shocking? She finds out that he is in one of the most lethal Mafia groups. Would she protect him from the bounty hunters or join them

The Huntress is the continuation of the story Hunter's Revenge. The Huntress is the third installment of the Hunted Trilogy. Hunter's Revenge is the story of how Hunter and Sienna met and the trials their relationship goes through. It's also a transformative story in which Sienna goes from being the innocent Stone Princess to a suspected killer. After the death of her best friend, Sienna's life is never the same. Sienna blames herself for her part in Rylee's death and begins a journey to fulfill Rylee's dreams, giving up on her previous aspirations. Hunter's Revenge ends when Sienna is placed in a pivotal moment. She can either decide to go back to living her Princess lifestyle, or she can choose to fight for what she believes in. The Huntress is the story of the birth of the new Sienna. The powerful assassin that doesn't let anything get in her way. How far will Sienna go in the name of justice, and will she get the love she so desperately craves from Hunter? Or will she be forced to move on? They say if you love something, you should set it free. But what if that very act is what denies you of your true happiness?

It was the perfect opportunity for the desperate Oriel. "The cancer in my body is going to take me earlier from this world. All of this is the punishment I am getting for my sins. However, it looks like a blessing has been mistakenly delivered to me by the heavens, that's you," said the leader of a drug mafia gang, a victim of Oriel's charms. She also didn't think twice before accepting his proposal, more like an offer that was to get her immense fortune in return. "I will make sure that your remaining days will be filled with happiness." She promised the dying boss and agreed live as his mistress. She knew that he had a wife and that the relation only existed on a piece of paper. Her name was Ursula, feisty and savage spouse of the dying mafia leader, Mr. Bruce. "Let him have that young girl as a last token of joy in his numbered days. But, I want you to keep her in close scrutiny because she also has her eyes set on his wealth. See to it that she never gets what she wants." Heartbroken Ursula ordered Collin, the loyal brother of Mr. Bruce. He was appointed as a personal bodyguard for his boss's mistress, "I will be following you everywhere from now on, you will have to bear with me because your safety is now a matter of concern for my boss." Oriel refused his company with a stern denial. "Don't tell me that you are still awkward around me, it has been years," but who knew that they shared a tragic past and a passion so deep. "Take my everything in return of your love. Just never betray me, and if you do, be meticulous hiding it," reminded her of Mr.Bruce.

Exotic and devilishly handsome, with riches substantial enough to sustain the entire nation, multibillionaire Romeo Sheridan can get any woman he wants with just a snap of his finger. What happens when instead of the women begging for his attention, he's madly in love with a devilish woman whose heart is cold enough to chill bones? Will he continue with the dangerous affair between them or will he walk away from her before she ruins him completely?