Knock Knock Jokes For Adults

I need a wife. Now. It doesn’t have to do with love and living the good life. This is all about getting the money my billionaire father left to me. And I’m running out of time. But who proposes to a stranger after the first date? Me. That’s who. As if I have another choice. Luck is on my side though, and a beautiful model shows up in my office. Single? Gorgeous? Funny? All of the above. Our first date goes so well that I feel unsure about my decision to do this thing with her—you know, fake it. I put it off and decide to do it later, to ask for her help after we get to know each other better. But I like her more and more each time we meet, and eventually, offering her a ring isn’t for my dad’s money—it’s because I want her more than anything else in the world. Besides, who’s going to know if it’s fake or real? And does it really matter? Yeah. It does. To her…

Sawa na si Danielle Laforteza na marinig sa kaniyang ina ang mga pasaring na bumili na sila ng bahay at lupa. Dahil isa lamang na regular employee na may minimum wage, natatakot si Danielle sa malaking responsibilidad, lalo na't siya rin ang sumasalo ng lahat ng gastusin sa bahay. But a courage hits her, and she decides to apply for a housing loan; little did she know she needed to have a co-borrower to have the high chance of the approval. Kaya naman nang marinig niya ang proposal ni Boulevard Nixon, isa ring empleyado sa kumpanyang kaniyang pinagtatrabahuhan, pumayag siya na pumasok sa isang loveless marriage. Yes, they don't love each other... But that's before she get a husband for convenience.

Katalea was born a werecat. There wasn’t a time when she could remember just being “human.” Now, as she grows and her powers develop, she discovers that others want to rid the world of her kind. She learns that she is the warrior princess foretold by the ancient prophecies, tasked to save her Pride from extinction. She discovers that all freedoms isn’t free. Will she able to rise to the challenge and accept her feline heritage?

Olivia was hired by an imprisoned Billionaire Nicholas and his Wife Marina as a surrogate because Marina was Barren and Nicholas needed an heir to keep his legacy, Along the line Olivia and Nicholas fell in love but Nicholas loved his wife and couldn’t continue his affair with his Olivia which Olivia also doesn’t want to be a Mistress .Olivia got pregnant and moved on. Months later she put to bed but unfortunately two of the babies didn’t developed well, Marina left the two kids and took just the four of the kids away.Olivia did everything she could do in her power to save the two kids. Five years later Nicholas gained freedom while one of the kids with Olivia needs a bile transplant and Olivia had to take another job which she was at Nicholas company. Nicholas find out about the two kids while Marina twisted it against Olivia that she stole the two kids while she put to bed, Olivia tried to explain to Nicholas but Nicholas and Marina took away the kids from her. Four years later Olivia doesn’t want just the two kids anymore but all the kids. Will Olivia get back her kids?

Navmi Suryavanshi - An 18 year old girl ,kind hearted ,naive, pure soul , wanting to leave her past behind she leaves her home but her life takes a drastic turn and she falls under the clutches of HIM. ARYAN SINGH RAJPUT - 24 year old billionaire , charming yet arrogant . The only word through which people defines him PERFECT yet he is selfish. He puts himself above everything but that soon changes when SHE crashes in his life and changes everything upside down but one thing that never changes HIS LOVE FOR HER.

Sandra had never imagined that she would be left all alone on her wedding day. Ivy had always threaten to commit suicide due to her depression. As such, everyone would always try to please her. There was no exception even at Sandra's wedding. Sandra had had enough. She would not want to have any connection with her fiancé or her parents anymore. From now on, Sandra would only live her life for herself.

My grandfather is hit by a car, and his skull is shattered. I take the driver to court. That's when I find out my husband, Stuart Creed, who was supposedly abroad on a business trip, is suddenly at the hospital. He looks at me coldly and snaps, "Do you have any idea how important Maddy’s valedictorian announcement is? Her future can't be ruined by some car accident! Drop the case right now, or I'll cut off all your credit cards and have your grandfather kicked out of the VIP ward!" He slams the door and storms out. Before that, he snarls, "Come home when you agree. Until then, forget about calling yourself Mrs. Creed!" While I'm out desperately trying to gather money for my grandfather's surgery, a team of lawyers contacts me. Turns out the patent my grandfather once authorized to Creed Group has expired. And now, I'm the new legal owner.

It was pure coincidence—or perhaps some twisted stroke of fate—that I happened to be passing by when Kevin Ford was ambushed by his enemies. He would have died right there if I hadn't saved him. After that day, he claimed he had fallen hopelessly in love with me. He said it in the quietest hours of the night, when our limbs were tangled beneath the sheets, "I can't live without you." Within three months, he proposed. The entire Raellere City's elite was scandalized. They said I must have bewitched him, brewed some kind of love potion. But one day, I stood just outside the door—silent, unseen—while the truth unraveled on the other side. "I have too many enemies," he said. "I can't let Audrey become their target. Cate is obedient. If one day she dies in Audrey's place, well, that would be a blessing for her." In that moment, the light in my eyes—once bright with love, hope, and foolish dreams—was extinguished completely.

"I'll give you a choice, Kara! Be mine, or you will die? Kara, choose wisely."- Brandon Acosta Nagiging mabait si Brandon, kapag lumalabas ang alter ego niya na si Grand. He was diagnosed with DID or split personality. Simple lang ang buhay na mayroon si Kara, pero ang tahimik niyang buhay ay nagulo nang ginawa siyang pambayad utang nang kinilala niyang ama sa isang notorious na syndicate group. Sa takot na masaktan ang pamilya niya ay pumayag siya. Takot siya sa lider ng grupo dahil wala itong awa at kung tumitig ay parang gusto siya nitong patayin. Paano kung matuklasan niya ang iniingatan nitong sekreto? She was given a choice, isang choice na pwedeng makapagpabago ng kanyang buhay. Ano ang pipiliin niya? Ang makasama ito o ang mamatay.

Rose is a headstrong, stubborn she-wolf who must choose between 5 suitors to marry in order to take over leadership from her father, the Pack Alpha of Blood Moon, as it has been the law for centuries. She is determined to show them all that she does not need a mate to lead the pack and refuses to cooperate. Rose will come to be known as a very repulsive wolf as she tries her best to seem detestable to all her suitors. But what happens when fate has other plans for her? What happens when she meets her Fated Mate? Will she continue with her plan and ignore Moon Goddess's most precious gift? Or will she give in to the pull of the mate bond?