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" When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with Somebody, you want the rest of your life to start soon as possible."

Zöella Luisa loses both her job and her boyfriend in the space of a single day. She decides to look for work, but it is not as simple as it appears. A friend suggests she apply to a maid agency. The CEO of A.A.E., Alejandro Antonio has a condescending and cold demeanor toward everyone. Except for his housekeeper Marie, he's fired ten of his servants. Will Zöella be capable of tolerating Alejandro? Will she be able to keep going? No one knows that she is the granddaughter of multitycoon Señor Ricardo Cruise, and not from a poor family as they think What would happen if they discovered the truth?🤔🤔🤔

After eight years of loving him in vain, my boyfriend, Gilbert Hughes, finally proposed. The wedding is set for a week from now. However, just as I'm happily preparing for it, I accidentally overhear a conversation between him and his friends. "I have to give it to Gilbert. The moment he proposes, his first love, Cheryl, gets restless." "But now that Cheryl's back, what are you going to do with your girlfriend?" Gilbert pauses for a moment, then replies casually, "It's fine. I'm not actually going to register my marriage with Jennifer. At worst, I'll just hold a wedding and play along." At the party the next day, he wraps his arm around me dotingly and socializes with our guests. Yet, the moment Cheryl Manning runs out in tears, he instantly lets go of me and chases after her in a panic. I follow quietly and watch them embrace tightly in the dark, kissing each other deeply. With my heart completely shattered, I turn away and dial a number. "Want to get married? I need a groom."

An innocent maid chosen by an enigmatic prince over a noble rival becomes the target of forbidden sorcery. With the help of a mysterious mermaid, she uncovers a buried truth about her past—and must confront the dark force that once destroyed her family to reclaim her future and the love she risks losing.

Simpleng buhay lamang ang nais ng dalagang si 'Bia'. Ang makabawi at maipagamot sa magaling na espesyalista ang kinikilala nyang ina. Ito rin ang nag udyok sa kanyang makipag sapalaran sa lungsod ng Maynila. Sa pakikipag sapalaran nya sa makabagong mundo, isang hindi inaasahang trabaho ang naghihintay sa kanya. Isang trabahong makapagpapabago ng buhay nya na siya ring dahilan upang makilala nya ang tunay nyang pagkatao. Ano-ano kaya ang matutuklasan nya sa pagkatao nya? Ano kaya ang mabubuo sa trabahong naghihintay sa kanya? Makakamtan nga kaya ng dalagang si Bia ang simpleng buhay na ninanais nya? O isang malaking pagsubok ang kakaharapin nya?

Lia enters a contract marriage with Ryan to pay off her fathers debt. Lia lost both her father and mother in an accident, leaving her with her elder sister Kelly, who is bound to a wheelchair due to the accident. Now Lia has to take up the role of the breadwinner of the family. Her encounter with Ryan began when he demanded that she pays off her fathers debt. Because she has no other means of paying, Lia agrees to enter a contract marriage with Ryan, which was only until Ryan had full control of his grandfathers company.Would this encounter bring about some changes to the heart of Ryan who doesn’t believe in love or would they go their separate ways after the contract ends?.

Elizabeth, a resilient maid haunted by abuse, is thrust into the lavish world of a mesmerizing billionaire named Dominic Bradford. Now having his eyes set on her, he wants to make her his... and not only as his maid. Tristan, the enigmatic first cousin of Dominic Bradford, finds himself captivated by the maid's presence. Drawn to her strength and allure, he becomes consumed by a forbidden longing for just one night. Will their shared secrets unite them or tear them apart in a world where privilege meets sacrifice?

I was an orphan being adopted by a simple family. My dad was a driver of a very powerful businessman. My mom was one of their maids. She was in fact their lady butler. This family with gazillion bank accounts had an only heir, drop dead gorgeous young billionaire, Albert Michaels. He was always the talk of the news both in mainstream and social media along with either a popular pop star diva or a hubristic socialite with voluptuous body and kittenish voice. I, Samantha Reynolds, one of their servants had been stealthily trailing him since the day that I stepped in their grand top of a kind living room. His stone cold aloof aura as he stared at me everytime he caught me gawking at him made him even more attractive and charming than he already was. Till one rainy night, a magical or should I say disaster happened. Arriving at home late and intoxicated while I was busy wiping the glass tea table, he was almost dropping himself on the cold marble floor. Guiding him towards his room, his heaviness was weighing up my petite body. Till we both dropped on his king sized bed with me under him. His glassy eyes tingling my long time desire. His warm rims made me want to wrap them with mine. Till time stood still as the rain continued pouring engulfing the atmosphere with its coldness while him covering me with his burning libido. As we both reached the top, he called a name, ''Madeline!'' D*mn!

WARNING 21+ Bijaklah dalam memilih bacaan. Menjual keperawanan adalah pilihan terakhir Raline Ansara, demi menyelamatkan dua PSK yang disayanginya, Laura dan Maria. Mimpi Raline seakan sirna, saat rahasia kecantikannya terbongkar dari seorang germo bernama Mami Monalisa. Sampai akhirnya Raline Ansara terselamatkan dari lelaki tua keparat hidung belang yang membelinya dengan harga fantastis. Lelaki yang menyelamatkan Raline tidak lain adalah lelaki mesum yang sangat dibencinya saat masih duduk di bangku SMA, bernama Gavin Maheswari. Bukannya senang, Raline malah terperangkap dengan pernikahan paksa karena harus mengganti uang yang sudah dikeluarkan Gavin untuk menyelamatkan Raline dan keluarganya dari Mami Monalisa.

Anna I don't know why my fate is this unfortunate. I thought the handsome heir and the billionaire's son, was the man God sent to change my sad life. But I was just a bet made by him and that bitch. Liam I didn't know I would fall in love with the beautiful woman who was my servant. At first, it was just a bet between me and that bitch, who I wanted to get rid of from my life. But in the end, I couldn't live without Anna.