Weirdly Wholesome Pick-Me
I was the ultimate pick-me girl at the office, and somehow, I ended up inside a horror game before New Year's Eve.
Seeing the bloody lady crawling in the dark elevator, I screamed out loud.
"Oh my gosh! Where did you get that lipstick? It's perfect! It makes your skin look three shades lighter!"
The bloody lady blinked at me in confusion as I helped her up. She even recommended the exact lipstick shade.
Then I turned around and came face-to-face with the chainsaw-psycho general manager with multiple personalities, swinging his weapon around.
I tied a little bow on his chainsaw.
"Everyone else only cares if your chainsaw is sharp. I'm the only one who cares if you're tired from swinging it all day."
The monsters in the room looked at each other, all thinking the same thing…
Why did this feel weirdly wholesome?