Laughing Scavenger Novels & Stories

“Bullshit reasoning! I pay to keep a dog, not to let it boss me around or get myself mauled. There’s no ‘logic’ here—if a dog bites people, it’s wrong. Period!” Xena was momentarily speechless. “You…!” She quickly regained her composure and snapped back. “Don’t change the subject! I’m streaming today because Kate Lincoln abused her dog. I’ve seen that dog myself—it’s the sweetest thing!” “Hahaha!” Dogman suddenly burst into laughter, leaving the livestream chat flooded with question marks. After his laughter subsided, he said mockingly. “Sweet? Folks, don’t let this chick fool you. I’m Dogman—I’ve never taken in a so-called ‘sweet’ dog.

The tension between them was thick enough to cut with a knife and I could see both their hands twitching, almost like they were probably itching to grab a weapon of some kind. “Sc... Scar... I can explain...please let me explain” She tried to say but what followed was a dry humorless laughter from Scar, it was the type of laughter that should be outlawed, the kind that makes a person want to puke out their stomach and throw up on the floor in front of them. It sounded like nails against a chalkboard, the kind of sound that was haunting in its own way, especially for someone like Scar. It was nothing like his rich baritone voice. His laugh was more shrill and sounded painful. “Explain how exa

she said as everyone was left speechless. Scar raced out of the lounge as she rushed towards Tommy's room. As she passed the twins' room, they suddenly opened the door as their eyebrows furrowed, "Scar, what's going on?" Lauren asked as she didn't get a response from Scar, who barged into Tommy's room catching him off guard, "Tommy, hurry, I think we found Lorriane's location," she said as Tommy quickly stood up and rushed towards the lounge.

they yelled sending me murderous glares as I tried to muffle my laughs but I couldn't help it. "Wait till I catch you, you're a dead meat" as Satcey said that I began running around the sitting room with her chasing me. She chased until she got tired and gave up. "This isn't funny Whitney...waking someone up with cold water really" Erick yelled, only if he knew that it was more than just cold water. Stacey turned to stare at them and she burst into laughter, like who wouldn't? Mascara was trailing down their faces. The boys exchange confused looks with themselves.

I asked, already anticipating the infectious laughter that was sure to follow. She took a deep breath, mustering all the confidence a five-year-old could have. "Why did the scarecrow win an award?" We all leaned in, intrigued by Heaven's humor. "I don't know, Heaven. Why did the scarecrow win an award?" I replied, playing along. "Because he was outstanding in his field!" Heaven burst into giggles, her laughter echoing through the room. The table erupted with laughter, including my father, Angel, Misha, and myself. It was a moment of pure joy and release of tension, a reminder that even in challenging times, laughter can bring people closer together.

“And now… the traditional scavenger hunt.” Cheers and groans erupted in equal measure. “That’s right,” she said with a mischievous grin. “You must participate. No excuses.” More laughter. She pulled out a dark velvet sack and held it aloft. “Inside are the names of every adult present. One name per strip. We’ll draw pairs at random. The hunt begins in ten minutes. Finish quickly—or be prepared to face the consequences.” A collective gasp. Someone shouted, “Tell us what the punishment is!”

“A very expensive gift. And now it is mine. I am sure I can obtain a lot of money for it. If I am not mistaken, it is made from a swampshark hide.” Nixx opened the bag, looked inside, and laughed. “What’s so funny?” Scar asked. “It looks like sweetheart over here is a little witch. Who would have thought?” Nixx said and laughed again. “I am not a witch,” Ayla protested. Scar wrapped his finger around his dagger. “I don’t care if you are a witch or a demon, but I will show you that no one messes with me! You are not allowed to eat tonight or tomorrow! And if you try any more tricks with me, I will hurt you! And not even Nixx will be able to stop me then!”

I say, looking between the two of them. “I’m sorry. Were you speaking? I think you need to get another hit of the helium balloon; you're losing your squeak.” Trevor says, rolling his eyes at me. Okay, I’m done with both of them. I turn around, raise my tail, and release my spray. When they start coughing and screaming, I laugh. Maybe being a skunk for a while won’t be such a bad thing. I bet they think twice before disrespecting me again. ____________________

*Author's POV* Scarlett couldn't contain her laughter and she finally let it out. Sandra stared at herself and she wondered what was funny, "What's funny Scarlett? Why are you laughing at me? I'm beginning to feel so bad right now" She said in a sad voice. Scarlett noticed the sadness in her voice and she stopped laughing, "Come on girl, don't tell me you're going to see Arnold dressed like that! I mean just look at you girl, no hard feelings but you really look like a clown." She laughed.

my second child, Elena, says. “He’s playing with his poop?” Theia asks appalled. I give my mate a look but he’s too busy holding in his laugh to correct our children. I notice that Xander, Rich, Cohen, Emerson, and Grandpa Liam all have similar struggles, ready to burst out in laughter. “It’s better than throwing poop,” Little Leander says, and now it’s my turn to fight to laugh. “Yeah, vampires throw poop!” Felicity, Xander and Maeve’s oldest daughter says.