Lesbian Memes 2024 Novels & Stories

Rhalia fired off, followed by a slew of red flags and eggplant emojis. "I don't know how you did it, but girl... It's been what? Almost a year?? And you still don't feel the urge to jump that absolute Adonis??" Liora added with her signature dramatic flair. I felt heat rush up my neck as I fumbled with my phone, frantically typing, "Oh my God, guys-", but before I could send it, Maelis delivered the kill shot. It was a meme of dogs humping in full force, with the caption: "Don't be shy, sweetheart. If you need tips, I can help. 😈💅"

“That’s why I’m here.” Elder Marcus’s thin lips pressed into a disapproving line. “The council chamber is no place for a child, regardless of her bloodline.” “I’m not a child.” Sabrina moved to the table, placing her notebook and the ancient texts before her. “I’m the future Luna, and I have concerns about the Harem tradition.” A ripple of murmurs passed through the Elders. Her father’s expression darkened. “This isn’t the time—“ “It’s exactly the time.” Sabrina opened her notebook to the marked page. “In the last twenty years, seventeen men have died in Harem systems across our allied packs. All officially recorded as accidents or honourable duels.”

The neon sign outside “THE FULL MOON” bar flickered with a buzzing sound that usually meant a bulb was about to explode, but inside the air was a scent of cheap whiskey, expensive cigar smoke, and the musky pheromones of filthy restless werewolves. “My name is ROXY” I stood backstage, leaning against a peeling locker watching Jax, adjust his glittery thong in the mirror. Jax was my best friend. “Just a little here, and yup that’s it” He chuckled while dusting gold shimmers onto his pecs.

she asked with a glint of excitement in her eyes. "Well, do you not see how Minerva and Diana, queens of the chase, have both deserted me?" Venus said in a mournful voice. "And Ceres's daughter Proserpina, if we suffer it, will stay a virgin too, and her fate shall be the same. So for the sake of our joint power, do unite in love that innocent maiden and her aunt, Pluto?" Cupid gasped but was also intrigued by the notion. Then she nodded with a smile.

Then the laughter ripped through the air, taunting my ears. “Ignore them.” I said to myself. Easier said than done, Valeria. I forced my attention to my phone, scrolling mindlessly, pretending none of this mattered. I shouldn’t have looked. Because the second I did, the screen slapped me with something that made my stomach drop. A meme. Not just any meme, me, Zane, and Landon photoshopped into a disgusting threesome, covered in crude stickers and comments. My heart throbbed with pain, my fingers visibly shaking.

Her fingers trembled as she scrolled. “Bro she’s INSANE” “Ethan run 😭” “Psycho girlfriend energy” “She belongs in jail wtf” Elena clicked out of that post and the next one loaded so fast. A meme this time. Her face photoshopped onto the Hulk’s body, mid-rampage. Caption: “Elena when you forget to text back.” Then another. Her face on a tiger, roaring. “Don’t mess with Elena Cruz.” Then another. Her with exaggerated muscles and a unibrow. “Roid rage Elena.”

My dating debacles seemed to bring all the women in my life together. Somehow, through no fault of my own, Veronica, Trish, Beck, Stella, and Roxie had all formed an alliance against my sexuality. One would think lesbians would welcome other women into their tribe, encourage them to explore the nether lips, embrace the love of estrogen-not my friends. The more time I spent with them, the closer we all became, which was great, except they'd united in a plight to return me to the heterosexual dating pool. I felt cheated, unwanted. I threatened to call the LGBTQ Human Alliance about their discrimination, to which they all found great humor.

“Luna Amelie helped, telling them their futures are together, but what is Chloe outperforms Grace? She’ll be devastated.” “They both will. But maybe you can have a little faith?” I sighed, then frowned at the screen. “Before it was Family Justice United, it looks like it was a bunch of smaller operations: the Alpha Reparations League, Beta/Gamma Homeward, something called the Federation for Werewolf Equality, and Dildos for Cops. Is that last one right?” Travis looked at me and laughed. “It’s a lesbian-run group, or it was.” He tapped a few keys. “You’re right, they dissolved about a year ago, and the leadership had the members join Family Justice United. What was the connection there?”

Only time can tell, but she doubted so Orla looked around but she was all alone in the room. The funniest thing was that even after everything that happened, she was still horny. Looks like her body didn’t give a damn about her predicament, that was another funny thing about being a female werewolf, she was going through her heat period and that was why her whole body was hot and craving for sex.

She smiled, "wooow.. you know all that?" I sighed not trying to think about last night and me on my laptop going through these stupid lesbian groups on F******k. They were full of shitty narrow minded people who thought they were real lesbians because they didn't have kids or sleep with a man.. I looked at Meagan, "makes me wonder if they even know what a lesbian is? Coz they make it about sex and kids forgetting that we are females regardless of our sexuality and females pop out children." Meg laughed, "eat and preach at the same time..."