Lesbian Funny Novels & Stories

"We weren't doing anything of that sort. We only came here to catch up.. like have a conversation." She crossed her arms with her brows arched, "A conversation? In the Janitor's room..?" She asked with a disbelieving laugh. "Do I look like a kid to you? I know what I saw kiddo. You were making out with her!" Lisa shoved me aside, moving me behind her back as she came forward, "Don't misinterpret things here, ma'am. We aren't lesbians. And if we were making out, you would have caught us kissing or rather, tribbing on each other without clothes on. But no! We don't love pussies. We love dicks because we're straight, okay? Don't go around spreading fake rumors, Mrs."

Gemma said, glancing at you with a smile. "Oh, god no," Julie scoffed. "Honey, let me tell you - you ain't had a good pussy licking until you've been with a proper lesbian. Let me guess, he spends about five minutes down there, then pops and sticks it in?" Julie seemed to have the sense to try and at least pivot into whatever joke she wanted to get to, but Gemma wasn't letting her escape. "Actually," she said loudly. "It's more like twenty minutes of heaven."

One of them let out a loud snort, while another actively rolled her eyes. Then came the comment. "Yeah, right," a blonde girl named Chloe said, folding her arms over her chest as she turned around to face us. "Because that's exactly what this squad needs." Lily's smile faltered, her shoulders tensing up. "A lesbian on the squad," the second girl chimed in, laughing like it was the funniest joke in the world. My stomach dropped, instantly replaced by a wave of pure anger. "Lucky us," Chloe continued, looking right at Lily. "What if she gets confused during stunts and starts checking us all out in the locker room?"

The neon sign outside “THE FULL MOON” bar flickered with a buzzing sound that usually meant a bulb was about to explode, but inside the air was a scent of cheap whiskey, expensive cigar smoke, and the musky pheromones of filthy restless werewolves. “My name is ROXY” I stood backstage, leaning against a peeling locker watching Jax, adjust his glittery thong in the mirror. Jax was my best friend. “Just a little here, and yup that’s it” He chuckled while dusting gold shimmers onto his pecs.

Mari said with a chuckle. "Probably because she knows she's not really a Micheals and is a little whore bastard baby." said another girl with a sneer. They all laughed and walked away. Pack girls have always been mean to me as long as Chloe wasn't around. Chloe was a Goddess send of of a sister however. She had a very kind and couldn't hurt a soul Her mate will be the luckiest man out there when she finds him. ~End of flashback~

“That the best insult you got?” For the first time, her eyes crinkle with laughter and her lips twitch. “Well there is dog fucker but I’m saving that one.” I think about that before asking, “What the hell does that have to do with being white?” She bites her lip and I know she’s doing her best to keep from smiling. It’s so fucking sexy. “Didn’t you know that bestiality porn is all done by white dudes?”

Charlotte titled her head and pouted her full pink lips, grinning when her blonde lover leaned down to kiss them softly. “Yeah, but this is Pride we’re talking about. What kind of shitty lesbians would we be if we skipped out?” “Hey now...speak for yourselves, I’m reppin’ the Bisexual team all day!” Liza giggled as she shimmied out of bed and stumbled to the restroom. “Yeah, you’re the B in LGBT baby girl so nice try but you’re not getting out of it!” Brody called after her with a mischievous chuckle.

“Is it how your boyfriend broke your heart and you went to the club to get drunk to end up having a nightstand with a lady of your gender when you're clearly straight,” “Is it how you're automatically changed from straight to lesbian?” Leah said laughing hysterically with confidence.

Jennifer, trying to hide her arousal, said, "So lesbian talk is as blunt as hetero talk." "So it seems," Lara nodded, as she grabbed Jennifer's ankle and began to put the stocking on.. "I thought lesbians could try taking a girl's clothes off?"

She laughed out loud. Amy scooped some bread in her mouth, chewed before responding to Olivia. "Oh my, like seriously, Monica could be so crazy, she actually thought we were lesbian." They broke out. "The fact that we all know what she meant makes it more funny." Lilian declared on her way downstairs. "Why are you girls making jest of me like that, you want me to cry." I uttered babyish. "Awwn, cry cry baby." Ciara imitated, while we all giggled.