Funny Lesbian Novels & Stories

She smiled, "wooow.. you know all that?" I sighed not trying to think about last night and me on my laptop going through these stupid lesbian groups on F******k. They were full of shitty narrow minded people who thought they were real lesbians because they didn't have kids or sleep with a man.. I looked at Meagan, "makes me wonder if they even know what a lesbian is? Coz they make it about sex and kids forgetting that we are females regardless of our sexuality and females pop out children." Meg laughed, "eat and preach at the same time..."

She laughed out loud. Amy scooped some bread in her mouth, chewed before responding to Olivia. "Oh my, like seriously, Monica could be so crazy, she actually thought we were lesbian." They broke out. "The fact that we all know what she meant makes it more funny." Lilian declared on her way downstairs. "Why are you girls making jest of me like that, you want me to cry." I uttered babyish. "Awwn, cry cry baby." Ciara imitated, while we all giggled.

“Our little girl is growing up so fast. We'd better have the talk with her.” “You two are too funny,” Leesa said, smiling. “Have you thought about taking your act onstage?” “We're only teasing cuz we love you,” Cali said. “You've got to admit, it's pretty funny, at least for us.” “I know,” Leesa admitted. “Just don't lay it on too heavy, okay? I'm kinda new to this stuff, unlike a certain pair of wenches I know.” “Ooooh, that hurts,” Cali said, clutching her chest.

There was a subtle chill in Levi’s smile, “And this logic of yours is really interesting. Are you implying that you yourself are actually a lesbian?” Maery threw the other an inquiring look; thus Levi elaborated, “…sat on top of my impressive package for so long, yet where is that… what’s that you ladies call it? A ‘lady boner’? If you are not gay, where is your lady boner, huh?” Maery, “…” （ ﾟДﾟ）’…alright, he got me there.’ That was indeed a huge package, but when she remembered the owner… ai, she really couldn’t “get it up”!

Athleticism can compensate for failure to practice a dance routine, or bedroom antics and these ladies performed expertly. Our disposition didn't initiate a lesbian love fest. Both Amazons were purely heterosexual; good friends and comfortable with close proximity, if not their nakedness. My status was that of facilitator. I lured them into a triple kiss, with the added whimsy of Tadêfi's fingers playing along our lips so that she could capture every gasp, deep breath and moan.

Looks can be very deceiving. "Lesbian? Is there any lesbian among us?" Brent asked, adding salt to Klein's ridicule of Grave. "That's your new roommate. Isn't a girl who wears clothes and acts like a man called a lesbian?" Klein asked. "He's not a lesbian because he's gay hahaha," Brent said then laughed so Klein laughed too and we saw Grave blushing in annoyance because he was white so his face was obviously red. "Look she's blushing hahahaha," Klein said and emphasized the she's word.

"So you're telling me that you'll be shooting millions of your lively little sperms into my asshole tomorrow, Grandpa?" Sheila asked playfully, her doubts now being erased while she got back into the spirit of how much fun it was to be having all this sex with her Grandpa and her best friend. "God willing," he said, and all three of them watched the rest of that lesbian threesome that happened more than twenty years ago, and then they all prepared for bed. ..... Christmas Day

he joked, since he had already seen that it was a chicken recipe. "Only if it's lesbian" I shamelessly followed her game and she laughed so nicely that it made me smile. At least I had made someone laugh today and not out of a mockery of my uselessness. "Lesbian, gay, amateur, threesomes or orgies, whatever you want, tell me I'm looking for it so you'll be pleased," she said raising her leg on the bed, brushing against me and causing my body to react in a good way.

"Don't tell me it's with Georgia." "Gosh, I already knew you liked her so much! Only lesbians 'save' girls from men trying to get to their heart." The others agree in laughter--when will they stop laughing at their stupidity? They also say slurs and words like lesbians are only afraid no woman would like to get them, and seriously all they need are men to get their shit together. I sigh. I forgot they are also a bunch of homophobes. I ignore their disgusting blabbers. "And where are you going? Shooting a low-budget porno?"

There was nothing I could have said after all. I shook my head to signify my negative response. “What’s the matter, fag? Cat got your tongue?” another asked. They all laughed, and another hushed them. “Sshh, shhhh, listen. Do you ever wonder why the cat always seems to have his tongue?” They were all silent on this one. I knew the joke, a popular one among the homophobic community around me. “He’s scared of pussy!” They all laughed. Even I myself could not see how that joke was funny. “I don’t see how that was funny,” I said aloud.