Funny Lesbian Novels & Stories

She smiled, "wooow.. you know all that?" I sighed not trying to think about last night and me on my laptop going through these stupid lesbian groups on F******k. They were full of shitty narrow minded people who thought they were real lesbians because they didn't have kids or sleep with a man.. I looked at Meagan, "makes me wonder if they even know what a lesbian is? Coz they make it about sex and kids forgetting that we are females regardless of our sexuality and females pop out children." Meg laughed, "eat and preach at the same time..."

She laughed out loud. Amy scooped some bread in her mouth, chewed before responding to Olivia. "Oh my, like seriously, Monica could be so crazy, she actually thought we were lesbian." They broke out. "The fact that we all know what she meant makes it more funny." Lilian declared on her way downstairs. "Why are you girls making jest of me like that, you want me to cry." I uttered babyish. "Awwn, cry cry baby." Ciara imitated, while we all giggled.

“Our little girl is growing up so fast. We'd better have the talk with her.” “You two are too funny,” Leesa said, smiling. “Have you thought about taking your act onstage?” “We're only teasing cuz we love you,” Cali said. “You've got to admit, it's pretty funny, at least for us.” “I know,” Leesa admitted. “Just don't lay it on too heavy, okay? I'm kinda new to this stuff, unlike a certain pair of wenches I know.” “Ooooh, that hurts,” Cali said, clutching her chest.

“I didn’t say prudish! I just said she wouldn’t dive into my loins at the first sight of them as you did.” I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. “Wait, you guys have done this before?” Sienna laughed and squeezed my knee. “Oh most definitely! Ever since Judy has lived on her own I occasionally visit her to get frisky. Did you really think I instinctively knew where she kept her sex toys? I’ve definitely met that purple bastard a few times before.” Judy and Sienna both giggled while I processed all this new information about my best friends being lesbian fuck buddies. “And you wanted to include me and thus ambushed me?”

There was a subtle chill in Levi’s smile, “And this logic of yours is really interesting. Are you implying that you yourself are actually a lesbian?” Maery threw the other an inquiring look; thus Levi elaborated, “…sat on top of my impressive package for so long, yet where is that… what’s that you ladies call it? A ‘lady boner’? If you are not gay, where is your lady boner, huh?” Maery, “…” （ ﾟДﾟ）’…alright, he got me there.’ That was indeed a huge package, but when she remembered the owner… ai, she really couldn’t “get it up”!

Lesbians, bi-sexual and straight women all have the same physiology, yet different visually, audibly, and olfactory stimuli were specific arousal cues. Most lesbians didn't like Old Spice, The Firemen of New York calendars and Enrique Iglesias. At the very least they aren't throwing their panties at Enrique. Touch and taste tend to be unisex. Baring you having big, calloused man-paws, fingers are fingers and hands are hands. Taste is taste and more individual specific than gender-related.

Her Dane. Some lesbians have gotten married over the years because they wanted to hide who they are or because they were forced too. Although, the marriage becomes hell and never lasts, they were able to have sex and tolerate their spouse even if it's just for a little while. Few has even been able to bear children. Surely she can do this.... right? She can do this. She wanted to. Dane is not just anybody but the man she truly wants to be with all the time. The man she loves. Surely, being intimate with him won't be so bad....right?

Looks can be very deceiving. "Lesbian? Is there any lesbian among us?" Brent asked, adding salt to Klein's ridicule of Grave. "That's your new roommate. Isn't a girl who wears clothes and acts like a man called a lesbian?" Klein asked. "He's not a lesbian because he's gay hahaha," Brent said then laughed so Klein laughed too and we saw Grave blushing in annoyance because he was white so his face was obviously red. "Look she's blushing hahahaha," Klein said and emphasized the she's word.

"So you're telling me that you'll be shooting millions of your lively little sperms into my asshole tomorrow, Grandpa?" Sheila asked playfully, her doubts now being erased while she got back into the spirit of how much fun it was to be having all this sex with her Grandpa and her best friend. "God willing," he said, and all three of them watched the rest of that lesbian threesome that happened more than twenty years ago, and then they all prepared for bed. ..... Christmas Day

“Would you do the same thing in my shoes, if I needed your help?” “Without a doubt.” “So respectfully, Luna, shut your mouth and stop thanking or apologising to me,” Amanda rolls her eyes at Leila. Leila scoffs, knowing Amanda doesn’t want her to talk about it. “You bitch, I should have you flogged for that.” “If BDSM is your thing, I’m sorry, I’m straight but I’m sure the Alpha has a high tolerance for pain,” Amanda replies, flicking her brows at Leila. Leila gasps and clutches her hand over her mouth, looking at Amnada in shock. How did the joke about flogging her suddenly turn sexual?