Love Is Quotes Funny

When her son is kidnapped by her ex, Karl, the leader of the most powerful rebel group Kylie is forced to seek help from her ex-mate, Arnold, the Alpha of the Greenwoods pack They worked together, but their long abandoned love for each other resurfaces. Would they acknowledge it? Or let it go down the drain

Victoria Larei Fraser went to jail for murdering her brother. At the age of 27, she was released on parole and Victoria wants nothing more than to move on and live her life in peace. However, the peace she wants is nowhere to be found as the London Don had been searching for her.

Starla Xander was orphaned at a young age. With both her parents gone, it was her uncle, Xavier Lloyd, who rescued her from that hopeless home. For over a decade, he had cherished her, shielding her from the world, treating her like the most precious gem in his life. And so, inevitably, she fell in love with him. She truly believed he loved her too. She thought that one day, they would get married and build a future together. But when Starla finally confessed her feelings, Xavier reacted as if she had crossed an unforgivable line. “Starla, I’m your uncle. Get rid of those disgusting thoughts!” And that wasn’t even the cruelest part. He chose the most brutal way to reject her. On the twelfth anniversary of the day they met, he stood before her with a beautiful woman by his side. He met Starla’s eyes and said, “Meet her. She’s your future aunt-in-law.” As she watched them standing together—so effortlessly close—something inside her shattered. She let out a soft, bitter laugh. “I understand now.” Without another word, she turned away, pulled out her phone, and called her research mentor. “Professor Zimmer, I’ve made my decision. I agree to the cryogenic preservation procedure.”

They grew up as siblings, but fell in love. Meg lived in an orphanage until she was adopted by James' mother. They were inseparable in childhood, but as they grew up James became cold and distant, suddenly marrying Angelina, a woman of the same social class as his. When William, a childhood friend, returns to London and proposes marriage to Meg, James is overcome with the fear of losing her. In the midst of this internal conflict, James must deal with his own feelings and decide whether he will suffocate this love or fight for it, even if it means confronting his own inner demons and facing social conventions and moral taboos.

" Tell me what can I do to make it up for you?" He asks, taking a seat on the table near the bed, sounding guilty. Tho, I don't trust his words or feelings it can always change. I faced him, grinning violently as I asked, "Can you let me go?" He smiled. "Except that." I knew he will say something like that. "I don't wanna do this marriage. " He cocks his brow up in amusement before he chuckled, "I thought I made it clear when we met that you don't have any choice to make while you are here with me. " I sighed, with an annoy, he continued. "Though, if that's how I can make up then let's make a deal. " "What deal?" °^°^°^°^°^ Elina's life turns upside down when she got kidnapped by the man who appears in her nightmares who is none other than the son of ruthless Mafia, Andrew, and he, himself a rumored to be the most dangerous mafia in reality. Elina soon starts to hear and see the things she has no idea of and tries her best to know the reason behind it but she wasn't ready to find and process something more horrifying about Andrew and her's unknown past that was kept hidden by her.

An accident cause Sylvester to forgot the past six years of his life, including his dearest Fiance. He remembered that he has a Fiancee but it's not Ashyrel who he remembered, he remembered another woman. Sylvester want to broke up with Ashyrel but Ashyrel begged him to give her 2 months to make him remember the love they had, she even give herself to him. As they go back to their past, will the forgotten Love of two people be remembered? Or it will remain forgotten?

On the planet, Kepler was two Kingdom, The Kingdom of Persia which was ruled by a King, and the Kingdom Of Amazon, A Queen. These two kingdoms lived together in peace until war broke between two royal entities. The Immortal Prince of Persia, Nicklaus, and the Immortal Princess Morgana of Amazon, Who Were Once Lovers. No one was able to unravel the cause of the war as the two Immortals clashed of which result in the death of many mortal warriors. The King of Persia and The Queen of Amazon involved the Council of the Elders who ensured peace on the Planet, So the unending war could be put to a stop. But Nicklaus and Morgana weren't ready to embrace the peace treaty which resulted to a judgment from the Council of Elders. The Prince Of Persia and the Princess of Amazon were banished to a planet in the Milky Way Galaxy, the Planet Earth. Their Immortality was stripped from them as they must live as mortal beings on earth. There was only one way the two Royal Being could regain their Royal status and the banish sentence canceled. They have to fall in love, that was the only key to return to Planet Kepler but that sentence was the beginning of of a big adventure. Now that they dwell in Korea, will the Playboy Prince ever fall in Love with Morgana?.

"You'll know her when you see her." Lark realizes what his father meant the night he meets Erin. The most beautiful girl he has ever seen in his life. It is love at first sight and Lark knows he wants to marry Erin who has captured his heart. But Erin's father has other plans for his daughter. He will not allow her to marry a commoner such as Lark and he warns Lark to stay away. When Erin's father discovers that Erin and Lark have ignored him, he resorts to harsher measures and Lark finds himself cursed to live forever seeking Erin in every life she lives. The only way the curse can be broken is with a kiss from Erin but the curse itself makes it a near impossibility for Lark to get close to Erin in this life or the next let alone get her to kiss him. Lark eventually gives up and resigns himself to a life without Erin but the universe will not be thwarted and no-one gets to turn their back on a curse. Centuries later, Lark meets a girl he believes is Erin reincarnated. The woman he believes is Erin knows part of his secret and fools him into accepting her as Erin reincarnated. She has her own goals and they do not involve love. Will Lark discover the truth and will fate bring him the real Erin reincarnated? Will they be together at last and will they survive the challenges thrown at them again even if they can finally beat the curse and be together?

After locking her heart to any man, Helena Boucher meets the famous conglomerate owner, Charles Donald. She has no option but to be his cook for a month in order to pay the debt of a pauper who she met upon she and Charles's second meeting. While living with the obnoxious guy, she bumps into her old time secret crush, Davis Wayne who she had come to search for along with realizing her dream in the city of New York and unaware of his true identity they became close friends as they were before and while seeing them both occasionally, the misconception that she is a slot flames up in Charles heart. Will Charles later find out that this is the woman who he can give his all too? Will Davis be accepted by Helena after he finds out that he really loves her? And will Helena,caught up in these two men clutches accept Charles who hurt her from the beginning of their first meeting or Davis who she considers the perfect guy but in reality has a connection in her family's misfortune? Follow the trio in their journey and as they make the greatest decisions of their lives.

Sam and I have been married for ten years. He always said he would give me the wedding of my dreams. However, three days before the ceremony, my eyes, which had been blind for the past six months after saving Sam’s life, miraculously regained vision. The first thing I saw when I opened them was Sam tangled in bed with his pretty secretary, Alisa. The bed was still shaking while Alisa typed on her phone. She showed it to him, smirking. [Sam, we're out of condoms. Why not ask your blind wife to grab one for us?] Sam’s veins bulged at his temple. His eyes darted toward me in panic. Alisa, however, scoffed and typed again. [What are you so scared of? Your wife’s blind. What’s she gonna see?] Sam sighed in resignation. “Hazel, can you pass me the box of cigarettes from the nightstand?” That cigarette box he mentioned was clearly labeled: Durex Ultra-Thin—Bare Feel. My heart shattered, and I booked a flight to Rockbridge before the wedding. When Sam came running after me, hysterical, I said coldly to him, “Sam. I can see.”