Love Quotes Funny

"I curse you." A mewled whisper erupted her throat steadily raising her shaken up gaze. The man who had her jaw held in a terrific grip gave her a twisted smile having no effect from her words. He found them absurd and full of stupidity. "I CURSE YOU! YOU AND YOUR FATHER WILL LOSE ALL YOUR HAPPINESS AND PEACE! IT'S A CURSE OF A DAUGHTER, YOU IMBECILE!" She cried loudly right on his face which did snatch his smile but something in him refused to accept the power behind her curse. But her heart bled curse did what he considered a myth. Shaken up his soul. Tarnished his peace. Snatched his every happiness. He was left with nothing but agony and pain he once conflicted on an innocent. If you want to read a story full of regret, redemption, hate and pain then welcome. WARNING: THERE CAN BE GRAMMATICAL MISTAKES SO DON'T MIND.

"We shouldn't be doing this" "I'll be the one calling the shots honey, bend over." Kiara has never been one to mess around. Being the daughter of the CEO of Lux Empire, she has it all. But, she works hard, lives a silent life, and gets by happily. When Luca Ettore, her father’s best friend, slips into it, she isn’t sure how to go about it. The sexual tension is undeniable, and the way he makes her feel is illicit. It’s a mess, a whirlwind of love and pain, tears and shocking revelations as they travel through a timeline of their own. Will their love rise above societal expectations? Or will it all come crashing down?

Stephanie, a girl who thought that Internet Love is imposible in this world full of lies, not until she met this guy in a social media app who will help her to believe in Internet Love.

Adisty tiba-tiba mendapatkan telepon dari seorang presdir yang mengajaknya untuk menikah secara mendadak. Berbagai perjuangan di lakukan Adisty untuk menolak pernikahan itu. Karena sebenarnya dia hanyalah seorang karyawan biasa yang di suruh seorang teman untuk menggantikannya di acara perjodohan. Sialnya lagi pria yang menelepon dirinya itu adalah presdir tempatnya bekerja. Pria itu tidak mengetahui jika gadis cantik yang menyamar di acara perjodohan itu adalah karyawannya sendiri. Ricko adalah presdir yang tidak suka di bohongi dan membuang waktu. Setelah mengetahui ia di permainkan karyawannya ia bermaksud menghukum Adisty dalam belenggu pernikahan. Sementara itu Rania adalah sahabat karib Adisty yang mengirimnya di acara perjodohan itu. Karena sebuah kesalahan ia tidak sengaja jatuh cinta pada sekretaris pribadi Ricko. Ikuti kisah menarik mereka dalam "My Love."

(COMPLETED) Every single girl, no matter what, wants the perfect man as her husband or boyfriend. No matter how feisty, rude, callous that woman is, she would never want a bad and uncaring man. And that was exactly what Amelia Pritchett got. A rich, handsome, sexy and caring man. William Gold. She was feisty at first; "You ass***e! How dare you kidnap me?!" And then she bore only hatred for him, right after she had started loving him; "You lied to me! After all these months? How could you?", her voice breaking, her eyes misty as she stared intently at him. He was dumbfounded... *** Well, it turned out she had not fallen in love with the perfect man after all but is there really a perfect man? -------- Check out my first novel, an high school romance, still ongoing; CRUSH. Note: The book cover isn't mine.

(21+) Bhaga kembali ke rumah orang tuanya tanpa mengetahui bahwa ada gadis lain bernama Atma yang menumpang dan merawat ayah Bhaga yang sedang sakit. Atma yatim piatu dan hanya lulusan SMP, tapi kepribadiannya begitu lembut dan halus. Ketulusan hati keduanya telah menumbuhkan rasa cinta dalam hati mereka masing-masing. Namun, jarak sosial yang terlalu jauh menjadi penghalang. Belum lagi, Bhaga sudah memiliki tunangan di kota, sedang Atma telah dijodohkan oleh Ibu Bhaga sendiri. Mereka akhirnya jatuh dalam jurang cinta terlarang penuh dosa diam-diam. Bagaimanakah mereka bisa mengatasi segala pelik yang datang? Mampukah mereka menang melawan stigma?

Dakota Stelter and I tumbled down that steep ravine together. I lay there bleeding and broken, only to watch my boyfriend scoop her into his arms and walk away without a backward glance. He left me. In that moment, in every way that mattered. While everyone fussed over Dakota's scratches, no one even checked if I was still breathing. When I was finally rescued and recovering at the hospital, my boyfriend didn't even visit. I was hurt. So I moved on. Piece by piece, I rebuilt myself without him. But then he became distraught. Suddenly, he was sobbing, telling me he had always loved me.

Starla Xander was orphaned at a young age. With both her parents gone, it was her uncle, Xavier Lloyd, who rescued her from that hopeless home. For over a decade, he had cherished her, shielding her from the world, treating her like the most precious gem in his life. And so, inevitably, she fell in love with him. She truly believed he loved her too. She thought that one day, they would get married and build a future together. But when Starla finally confessed her feelings, Xavier reacted as if she had crossed an unforgivable line. “Starla, I’m your uncle. Get rid of those disgusting thoughts!” And that wasn’t even the cruelest part. He chose the most brutal way to reject her. On the twelfth anniversary of the day they met, he stood before her with a beautiful woman by his side. He met Starla’s eyes and said, “Meet her. She’s your future aunt-in-law.” As she watched them standing together—so effortlessly close—something inside her shattered. She let out a soft, bitter laugh. “I understand now.” Without another word, she turned away, pulled out her phone, and called her research mentor. “Professor Zimmer, I’ve made my decision. I agree to the cryogenic preservation procedure.”

What will you do if your feelings for someone are not reciprocated? When your emotions and thoughts are put in a troubled state? That's what happens to Dave Walters who falls in love with Julie Kelv, his best friend, who doubles as his coursemate. He gets friendzoned. As their distance begins to grow apart, Julie finds love in the arms of a football star, Tom Jeremy. Things begin to turn sour as Julie discovers he is aggressive. Julie gets back Dave and starts an intimate relationship with him as a rebound. Tom out of jealousy goes back after her, and reveals an important past about his life which makes her feel touched. Julie makes Tom promise to allow her change him, as the only ransom to accepting him back to her life. Dave on the other hand attempts suicide. He gets rescued by his friend and neighbour, Lindsey. While comforting him, she then plants an unexpected kiss on his lips to reassure him that there is also a 'special one' in the world left for him.

Amora Mina came from a broken family. She was six when her parents decided to part their ways. Because of that, lumaki siya na lagi niyang iniisip na there's always a right person wherein she can invest her love, romantically or not. Pero hindi ganoon kadaling mag-invest kahit pa sa usapang pera. In investing, we always hope na in the future ay may makukuha tayong income at kung usapang pag-ibig, hindi tayo sigurado sa magiging laban natin. Pa-swerte-han, parang sugal lang. The question is, will Amora find the right person in which she can invest her love?