Love Quotes Funny

Evan Peretti and I had been together for five years, but he left me at the altar on the day we were supposed to get married and publicly announced that my bestie, Yvonne Quinto, was his true love. As I was about to become the laughingstock of the day, the heir and Don of the Linaris, Chris Linari, walked up the altar to profess his love for me. He claimed to have fallen in love with me at first sight when he first laid eyes on me years ago. I married Chris, and he showered me with love after we got married. Everyone was envious of the love we shared, and even the media would publicize our love story in high profile. However, I learned the truth when I found thousands of Yvonne's photos on his computer. His so-called love was a tactic he used to hold me back from destroying Yvonne's happiness. I thought I was saved by love when he saved me from that embarrassing situation back then, but it was just a deception in the name of love. For the past five years, he had me tied up in a web of lies he had woven by carefully creating an illusion of happiness. I decided to contact a private workshop that specialized in customizing and planning my 'disappearance'. I would fall into the sea three days later on our wedding anniversary, and my body would never be found. Chris Linari, we would never meet again.

Pierre Paul Abutu gives a humorous, fascinating and dispassionate narration of the unique intimate and romantic events of his life from teenage to adolescence, and into the early stages of his adult life. This narration revolves around the lives, and relationships of sixteen ladies with whom he shared happy, intimate, eventful and evergreen moments of his life with. These love affairs occur in Pierre Abutu’s life, at his university, the Augustine Nnamani Campus, Agbani, in Enugu Campus of the Nigerian Law School, Akwa Ibom State and the Federal Capital Territory, Abuja. Due to his religious beliefs, personal convictions, personal principles, metaphysical and supernatural predictions and postulations, the media, intellectual and literary effects in his life, most of these affairs either ended abruptly or amicably. These love affairs also reveal the negative attitudes, traits and deceptive machinations of these girls and ladies. Even though certain unpleasant and resultant effects were never intended at any particular stage, or with any of these girls and ladies, one thing was very clear: each love affair was and would always be evergreen to Pierre Abutu.

Zehra is an agent. She needs to watch and investigate a teacher that killed half of their goons. But, what if she meets a man who will ruin her mission?

Skylar, an only child of Mr. And Mrs. Dikgang faces challenges as she grows up. She and her father share a toxic relationship but things become worse when she came out to her dad as a lesbian. Concerning her love life, she falls for a girl who's already taken and becomes the third wheel which later turns into a love triangle.

Napilitan siyang pakasal sa isang lalaking hindi naman niya minahal,,kong para sa iba ito ang Ideal man nila,nasa kay Tyrone Kim na ang lahat,Gentleman,gwapo,mayaman at kilalang magaling na Doctor,pero tinalikuran nito na profession para sa posisyon sa kompanya. Kaya lang tunay ngang hindi matuturuan ang puso na magmahal,,Dahil para kay Vanessa si Kent Zhang lang ang lalaki para sa kaniya.. Ang matagal na niyang pangarap,ang binatang hinintay niya ng matagal,,ang lalaking pinaglaanan niya ng pagmamahal..Magagawa niya kayang pagtaksilan ang asawa para kay Kent Zhang? Sa hindi inaasahang pagkakataon dumating sa buhay nila ang isang batang babae! Ano kaya ang ugnayan nito sa kanila! Nagkataon lang ba ang lahat? O may tinatagong lihim sa kaniya ang asawa! Sino ba talaga ang batang babae na bigla nalang dumating sa buhay nila! Position ba talaga sa kompanya ang dahilan kong bakit nagpakasal sa kaniya si Tyrone o may mas malalim pang dahilan! Paano kong Malaman mo na ginagamit ka lang niya para makaganti sa pamilya Ng iyong Asawa ?at Ang taong halos isuka Muna ay unti-unting lumalayo na sayo?

Nazli met Kyle in an accident where in the end she became his personal assistant. Sa kanilang pagsama ay nahulog sila sa isat-isa na kahit alam ni Nazli na may fiance na ang lalake. Okay na sana ang kanilang pagmamahalan ngunit isang katotohanan ang malalaman ni Nazli sa ex fiance ng kanyang lalaking mahal.

Buo sa isip ni Leonisa Hermosa ang kagustuhang makawala ng panandalian sa gapos ng mapang-abusong asawa. She wants to escape the cruel world that her family made for her. Then, she reached a beautiful and majestic island where James Shymone owns. A man with attractive blue eyes yet have an amazing body to die for. What would she do if that man is taking her in heaven everytime her dreams came at night? Is she willing to fight for him or just go back to her husband like her initial plan?

Forced into a marriage she never wanted, Scarlett Norman was humiliated when her husband failed to show up on their wedding day. Mocked by society and abandoned by the very man she was meant to marry, she stormed out, seeking solace in a hotel room near her workplace. Angry and desperate to reclaim control of her life, Scarlett made a reckless decision—she spent the night with a mysterious stranger. What was supposed to be a fleeting act of rebellion soon turned into a cruel twist of fate. The man she had unknowingly given herself to was none other than her elusive husband, the same man who had left her to face shame alone.

20-year-old Kiana finds herself at the center of a one strange tangled web. Destined to be mated to Alpha Mason, she's shocked when he refuses to mark and mate her. Curiosity consumes her as she unravels the truth: Alpha Mason, her mate had been secretly involved with her own mother. Determined to seek justice and turn the tables, Kiana plots her revenge. In a daring move, she gets into an affair with her stepfather, intending to hurt her mother and mate.’ But as her plan backfired, Kiana's world is shattered once again when her mother attempts to take Kiana’s life and makes her Mate reject her. In a desperate escape, Kiana finds herself in the arms of a Lycan, Lycan Ryan her second chance mate. What happens when her mother tries to take the Lycan too? Will he fall? Or will he stand with Kiana?

Since day one, Shen has never been so fascinated by the bouquet of red roses and box of chocolates that always appear at the gate of her apartment every evening. Thinking it was just only nearby to her, or someone she knew, she didn't put any attention onto it. Not until a crime happened in Metro whose main suspect is a secret admirer, she became eager to find all the possible answers that may lead to the true identity of her mysterious secret admirer.