MY EX-HUSBAND REGRET
"Turns out, it's not so tight after all, and...a lot could have happened to little Velma, don't you think?"
Her eyes widened and she gasped, putting her hands over her mouth. "Oh my god! She could have died!"
That was it for me. I grabbed Lucy by the collar and pulled her closer to me before landing a resounding slap on her cheek. She cried out and moved back, raising her hand to hit me but only to receive another slap to the other cheek.
"You bitch!" She screeched, hauling herself at me with hands poised for battle but I was quick to avoid her grip. I slapped her again, then shoved her away from me as hard as I could.