He Steals Every Girl I Date
On the first day of college, I became Bellingham University's most infamous 'serial dumpee'.
Whether it was the graceful upperclassman or the cold, stunning campus queen, every girl who went on a single date with me would, without fail, leave me for my roommate Blake Ramsey by the very next day.
Blake rocketed to the top as every girl's golden boy. He juggled his growing roster of admirers like a pro.
Every day, he shoved another stack of curated dating profiles into my hands. "Buddy, don't let one bad apple scare you off. The next one will be even sweeter. You have to keep chasing true love!"
I believed him and set my sights on an adorable freshman, but she broke up with me without a se