My Wife's Face Is Inked on His Butt
"Mr. Clarke, can you help me get rid of the tattoo on my butt?"
The young man asks me for help with red-rimmed eyes.
A lot of people have specifically requested me to tattoo something on their body. Honestly, this is the first time I've received a request to remove a tattoo from one's butt.
He grits his teeth, as though he has finally made up his mind.
"I just found out that my girlfriend has a husband! I want to break up with her, so I must get rid of the tattoo!"
I nod in response. "Strip down and let me see the area and the mass covered."
The man hesitates for a moment before turning his back on me and slowly taking off his pants. As soon as his right buttcheek is revealed, I feel my breath getting hitched in my throat.
My wife, Annie Sylvester's face is actually tattooed on that area.