Defending Your Mother's Murderer? Fine
On Valentine’s Day, someone stabbed my mother-in-law twenty times until she died.
So, I took the murderer to court. My wife was a renowned lawyer, but she decided to defend him.
I confronted her in anger, but she casually replied, “Derek’s younger brother is still a college student. Can’t you be a little more forgiving?
“I’ll bring Derek and his younger brother along to visit your mother’s grave. Drop the charges. Don’t let this go to trial and embarrass me when you lose the case.”
Looking at the mangled corpse full of stabbing wounds, I could not help but let out a bark of laughter.
It looked like she was still unaware that the corpse was actually her own mother.