The Unwanted Matrimonial
While we waited, he was still reading the tests box, and it was the longest three minutes of my life.
“How accurate is it?”, I had to know what were the chances of it deceiving me
“Ninety nine point something accurate”, he shrugged a little before checking on the timer he set on his phone. The second it went off, he stretched out his hand to read the results.
“Wait, wait”, I stopped him
“Lay, I know you peed on it. I'm just reading the results”, he took it in his hand and focused intensely on it for a couple of seconds before raising his eyes to look at me.