Materi Stand Up Comedy Tentang Mantan

Si Xander Martin ay isang lalaking may reputasyon na dapat panatilihin. Gwapo siya, mayaman, bata, matalino at... Cassanova. Hindi lihim na mahilig siyang gumugol ng oras sa mga bayarang babae. Sa katunayan, alam ng buong bayan na hindi niya gustong matulog sa parehong babae nang dalawang beses. Ngunit nagbago ang lahat nang hindi sinasadyang nakipagtalik siya sa isang babae. Dahil sa pagkadismaya na hindi ang dalaga ang inaakala niyang upahang babae, inakusahan siya ni Xander na isang espiya na sadyang ipinadala ng kanyang karibal sa negosyo para sirain siya. So, totoo ba ang akusasyon? Nagtagumpay kaya si Xander sa paghahanap ng babae? Ang pinakamahalagang huling tanong, sino ba talaga ang babaeng iyon?

Ares Edriel Ledezma lalaking mas matibay pa sa bakal ang prinsipyo at paninindigan. Kaya n'yang ibigay maging ang sariling buhay maprotektahan lang ang bayang minamahal. Almera Leonor Villafuerte isang dalagang anak ng makapangyarihang Congressman sa Camarines Sur. Nagpanggap s'ya bilang si Maria na pangkaraniwang babae.Ngunit, sa hindi n'ya inaasahan na sa katauhan ni Maria mahahanap n'ya ang tunay niyang sarili at natagpuan n'ya ang lalaking gagawin ang lahat para sa kaniya. Pagkatapos ng anim na taon na pananatili sa America, naisip ni Almera Villafuerte na umuwi sa Pilipinas. Nag-krus ang landas nila ni Ares Ledezma at pinagsaluhan ang isang mainit na gabi. Nagpanggap na pangkaraniwang tao si Almera sa katauhan ni Maria na isang apo ni Nanay Maribeth. Lingid sa kaniyang kaalaman na malapit 'din dito sa Ares Ledezma at dahil sa matanda ay naging malapit ang loob nila sa isa't-isa hanggang sa nalaman ni Ares na nagdadalang-tao ang dalaga kaya inalok n'ya ito ng kasal. Ngunit, nag-iba ang takbo ng bawat pangyayari ng malaman ni Ares na iba ang katauhan ng babaeng lubos n'yang minahal at pinagkatiwalaan.

Bloody ! Those dark blue eyes pierces me like he can actually see my soul, like he could see the demons lurking in my mind “W–who a–re you?” I stutter unable to form a single word right under his burning gaze. His dark, soulless eyes rake my body in a ravenous manner. “I am your Alpha.” he growls, stretching his hand forward. He spins me around and slams my body against the wall. A grunt leaves my lips at the force that presses my front to the wall. “You are mine.” he whispered, his calm voice sending shivers down my spine. *** Grace's life takes a tragic turn when her father dies mysteriously, and all his wealth is taken in a claim of paying an unknown debt. It gets even worse when her mother becomes a drunkard, and she has to be the breadwinner of the family to ensure her brother is well taken care of. Dreams shattered, and abandoned when she found out about her cheating boyfriend. She feels it's all when life throws her another curveball as someone sets her up to be raped. What happens when her turns out to be none other than Nelson Divine. The richest man in the country. Not only that, he is her mate. Love, hate, betrayal, and nigh more is Grace faced with. Will her life change after encountering the demigod of an Alpha? Or is she bound to suffer forever?

Enam tahun menikah dengan Erik, Lavanya hidup dalam tekanan. Ia bukan hanya istri tapi juga tulang punggung keluarga suaminya. Mertua dan iparnya terus membandingkannya dengan wanita lain. Sementara Erik lebih sibuk bermain game daripada mencari nafkah. Lavanya bertahan hanya demi Belia, putri kecilnya yang sangat menyayangi ayahnya. Namun, hidupnya berubah ketika ia bertemu dengan Danish, mantan kekasihnya dulu. Berbeda dengan Erik, Danish memberinya perhatian dan kasih sayang serta materi yang berlimpah. Lavanya dihadapkan pada pilihan sulit. Tetap bertahan demi putrinya atau mengikuti kata hatinya untuk bersama Danish?

Livyna luntang-lantung mencari dana untuk operasi bayinya yang berusia 7 bulan. Satu-satunya kelebihan yang dia miliki adalah ASI-nya yang melimpah. Berawal dari brosur mencari Ibu Susu, Livy melamar dan diterima karena hanya dia yang cocok. Sayang, sebelum kontrak ditandatangani, seorang pria menjegalnya. Kay, mantan kekasih yang dia khianati. "Aku tidak mau anakku meminum ASI dari wanita murahan!” “Kay… aku mohon! Izinkan aku. Aku butuh pekerjaan ini. Aku mohon….” Bagaimana nasib Livy dan anaknya? Apa yang sebenarnya terjadi di masa lalu?

Demi biaya pengobatan putri semata wayangnya, Angelica rela direndahkan dan dijadikan pelampiasan hasrat oleh Alex--mantannya. Lantas, bagaimana nasib Angelica? Belum lagi, Alex tampak ingin membalaskan dendam tanpa tahu alasan Angelica pergi sesungguhnya....

Allison Carter is a successful software developer who works for a prestigious company. But things start to fall apart for her when she finds her boyfriend in bed with another woman and in her bid to take revenge on him, she gets into a one night stand with a man who turns out to be Xander Black, the Alpha of Blue Moon pack and CEO of the company she works at. Seeking to protect his name, Xander fires Allison but a month later, returns her job to her. But just when Allison's life is beginning to piece together again, she discovers that she is pregnant with Xander's child. With Xander's ruthless mother and sister who threaten to ruin Allison's life if she doesn't get rid of the pregnancy, things don't seem rosy after all.

Aku sugar baby. Well, aku tidak bangga tetapi aku juga tidak akan munafik dengan bilang aku tidak menikmatinya. Aku cukup menikmati semua perhatian yang aku dapatkan dari Dean, sugar daddy sekaligus dosenku. Hingga ... istrinya mengetahui hubungan kami. Perasaan bersalah yang semula hanya berupa titik kecil di benakku dengan cepat mencekikku. Tetapi ... Dean tidak pernah mau untuk melepaskanku. Saat ini aku juga sedang mengandung anaknya. Apa yang harus aku lakukan? Aku ingin memutuskan hubungan tetapi ... bagaimana dengan bayiku? Selain itu, akankah ada pria yang tulus menerima jika tahu masa laluku sebagai sugar baby?

Meski sudah pacaran selama lima tahun, Bening Cinta Anggraini belum juga mendapat kepastian pernikahannya. Kekasihnya selalu menolak padahal orang tua Bening terus-menerus mendesaknya. Tanpa diduga, sebuah lamaran datang padanya dari seorang pria mapan dengan title CEO. Dia adalah Galih Rendra Kresna yang juga paman dari kekasihnya! Lantas, apakah Bening berhasil melupakan masa lalu dan menjalin asmara dengan Galih?

A young boy found himself always speaking with a man in his dreams, little did he know his life would change drastically as he opened his body to the man who identified himself as his true self and the destined on to save the supernatural realm of Zelda Ocarina.