Michael Blackson Stand-up Comedy

This story has an adult activities that prohibited from minors 🔞 you can read this with your own risk. Ito ang kwento ng isang babae na niloko ng kan'yang kasintahan at ng isang lalaking na in love agad sa kan'ya nang una n'ya itong makita sa isang bar. Ang simula ng kanilang kwento ay nagsimula sa isang bar kung saan sila unang nagkasiping. Tunghayan ang kwento nila Frederick Santiago at Freya Fuentabella. Enjoy readings! Note: My work is not really perfect so expect those typological and grammatical errors inside sa story.

"​ กลิ่นหอมที่นำพา Two Night Stand ในวันนั้น... สู่ความสัมพันธ์ที่ลึกซึ้งในวันนี้เธอคิดว่าจบไปแล้ว... แต่เขากลับรอเช็กบิล... ด้วยบทเรียนรักฉบับจัดเต็ม!"

They say dreams are the most wonderful escape from reality. That it only gives peace and gaiety. A place where you can be yourself and do whatever you want. But, what if the dream, which is supposed to hide you away from misery, becomes a nightmare that will haunt you in reality?

On the day I won the national esports championship, my girlfriend of eight years told me she wanted to go on stage and personally present me with flowers. Standing on the podium, my heart was racing. I reached into my pocket to pull out the ring I'd hidden there, ready to propose to her in front of the entire nation. But what happened next shocked me. She giggled and, instead of handing me the bouquet, she gave it to her male best friend. Under the bright lights, they became the center of attention. The crowd cheered, and their congratulatory messages flooded the trending topics. Even his fans tagged me in posts, mocking, [I told you not to get in the way of our couple, now look at you.] I simply posted on Twitter, [Respect and blessings. Please be locked together forever.]

ฟ้าพริตตี้สาวถูกพาไปหลังจากรับงานโดยไม่รุู้เลยว่าตัวเองไปนอนกับใครมา ชีวิตสาวสวยจะเริ่มเกิดเรื่องราวอะไรขึ้นบ้างหลังจากนี้

จะบ้าตายรายวัน! โดนผู้ชายทิ้งไม่พอ ดันเมาจนโดนเพื่อนท้าให้ไปจูบกับ ‘พี่กาย’ พี่ชายที่เกลียดแสนเกลียด ทีแรกก็กะจะจูบเฉย ๆ แต่ไหงดันมาจบที่คอนโด!

ปวีร์ อัศวภัชรกุล (วีร์) อายุ 32 ปี หนุ่มลูกครึ่งไทย-จีน นิสัย : เย็นชา บ้างาน ขี้หึง ขี้หวง ไม่เจ้าชู้ ปรางทิพย์ จันวราสกุล (ปราง) อายุ 22 ปี นิสัย : ชอบช่วยเหลือคนอื่น ขยัน ประหยัด ตั้งใจเรียน เก่ง มีน้ำใจ “ใจเย็นสิเด็กน้อย นิ้วมันจะไปสู้เอ็นอุ่นๆได้ยังไง”ว่าเสร็จประธานก็ยืดตัวขึ้นจับแก่นกายชักขึ้นลงสองสามครั้งแล้วแยกขาหญิงสาวออกกว้างเพื่อที่จะได้แทรกตัวเข้าไปได้ ประธานหนุ่มเอาหัวปลายหยักไปเขี่ยถูไถบริเวณติ่งเสียว เป็นการทักทายร่องสวาทก่อนที่จะเช้าไปเชยชมความคับแน่นข้างใน “อ๊าส์ ครางชื่อผมวีร์ อื้ม เด็กน้อย” “อ๊ะๆ วีร์ขาปราง อ๊าๆ เสียวแรงๆค่ะ อื้อๆ ปรางไม่ไหวแล้วอ๊ะๆ เสียว” จะเป็นอย่างไรเมื่อเขาและเธอได้กลับมาพบกันอีกครั้งหลังจากที่คืนนั้นที่ทั้งสองได้มีความสัมพันธ์ลึกซึ้งกันไป เมื่ออีกฝ่ายอยากลืมเหตุการณ์ที่เกิดขึ้น แต่อีกฝ่ายกลับโหยหาสัมผัสที่เขาเคยได้มันจากเธออย่างไม่อาจลืมเลือนได้ ความสัมพันธ์ที่เริ่มต้นทางกายจะแปรผันมาเป็นความรักได้อย่างไรและความสัมพันธ์ของทั้งคู่จะลงเอยกันอย่างไร.....

Ashley was once the strongest warrior, the most gifted healer, and the chosen Luna. Her future was set… until the night she vanished. Kidnapped by rogues and left to die, Ashley reached out to her mate, Alpha Jace, only to be met with a cold “contact later” as a response. The rogues laughed at her. “Even your Alpha doesn’t care if you live or die.” Alone and wounded, Ashley escaped but lost her wolf, Amy, in the process. When she was in need of his help, Jace was attending to Carina, his childhood friend. Ashley felt hurt and betrayed once she realized this and made the painful decision to reject Jace and sever their bond. But Jace refused to let her go and proposed an enticing offer. Just when Ashley tries to believe him, she uncovered the truth—she was never the mate. She was a stand-in. A shield to protect Carina. As the final straw, Ashley turned the tables. She blackmailed Jace’s beta, Lucas, when she discovers his involvement with the rogues and forced him to help her escape. But at the edge of her freedom, Jace is waiting and the final blow is delivered: losing her wolf was part of their plan. As Jace completed his plan by marking her as his forever, Ashley braced for the end. Until the Lycan King arrived. He doesn’t come to save her. He comes to claim her. But why would the most powerful man want a broken substitute? And what will happen when Ashley discovers she was never a pawn—she was the prize?

I spent five years pursuing Derick Tucker before we finally set a wedding date. But in the 100 days leading up to it, he was off partying all over the place, barely showing his face. The night before the wedding, he said he was going to a bachelor party and never came home. Instead, I got a message from a girl he knew from college. It was a photo of them in bed together. [Sorry. He went a little too hard last night. Don't expect much from him on your wedding night. [Oh, wait, I forgot. He doesn't even love you. Who knows if he'll even be able to perform? Looks like you can't even settle for my leftovers.] I held up the message and confronted Derick. He didn't even flinch. "She's not wrong. I'm not married until tomorrow. What's the problem with having some fun before that? "You're used goods yourself, and you expect me to stay pure for you? "If you can't handle it, then don't marry me. But can you really walk away?" After humiliating me, he stormed off, convinced I would swallow it like I always did. But this time, I was done. I picked up my phone. "What you said before, about taking responsibility. Does that still stand?"

"Wait let me get this straight, you want me to get fat?" Cara does not know if she should be offended or threatened. Was this his grand plan to make her pay for the scene she caused? It's nuts. "Pregnant, so yeah," "You are going cuckoo, I am leaving." "A million dollars which you can use for payment of your mum's treatment and the rest, I don't care what you do with it." Cara stops to she process his words. ~~~ What happens when the billionaire meets one of the craziest girl on the planet? Well, for sure there's gonna be; Publicity stunts, hilarious arguments, living together Fake relationship, surrogacy, sex and many more. But is there gonna be love? There's only one way to find out..... WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS MATURE THEMES AND GRAPHIC LANGUAGES, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!! Cover by: @quirksofchole