You So Black Jokes Novels & Stories

I love it when Jorge smiles at me. We were laughing about my latest pay in Cards Against Humanity. The black card asked us to complete the sentence, “Nothing in life is certain except death and ….” I put “kids with ass cancer.” “Damn girl, you are against humanity,” Jorge joked, laughing like music to my ears. “Sorry, I didn’t have anything else,” I laughed back. Stretch my legs out and Jorge picks them up. He starts rubbing my ankles. “I can’t believe my pregnant sister made that joke,” Solen choked out as he laughed.

The black guy signaled him to sit down. “I was going to, even if you didn't ask me to,” Williams snapped impatiently. “I see you're one rich brat," the black guy commented, killing his cigarette in a plate of ash. “Let's get to it. I've got to leave this place”, he snapped again. ”Calm your balls man. What is it you asked for?” The black guy asked vaguely.

asked a black man. Cosmo spat a ring of smoke and said, “Who am I? Didn’t I tell you people before? I am from the Lee family and you people thought I was bluffing?!”

the man nodded. “Alright,” said the facilitator. “Let’s rotate. Jokes, riddles, weird facts. Come on, unleash your inner campfire gremlin.” Katherine nudged Kingsley. “You better say something.” He looked at her with mock offense. “Is that a challenge?” “I’m saying you’ve been making bad jokes since 2009. Now’s your time to shine.” He raised a hand. “Alright. What did the zero say to the eight?” The group leaned in.

Then someone in the crowd sneered, their voice dripping with sarcasm. "Oh, that must be Sophia's sugar daddy. Showed up to defend her. She's not picky, is she. She'll take a guy in his fifties." The crowd erupted. Some covered their mouths, laughing. Others joined in openly. "Yeah, I heard she doesn't care about age. Maybe this old man's a regular too." The dean's expression tightened. He turned sharply toward the crowd. "All of you–shut your mouths!" He glanced at my injuries, his voice urgent.

"I know young buck I just wanna know what made her do something like this, was someone messing with my baby girl cause one call and that problem will be solved" "she was self conscious about her skin color" I scrunched up my face and looked at him "what you mean" "she didn't like that she was dark skin" "whats wrong with being dark skin, dark skin is beautiful I like my women dark skin" "well my generation don't they praise light or white skin" I shook my head "man y'all young niggas dumb how you putting down black women especially if you came out a black punani" this shit unbelieved my generation ain't care about that shit.

“Being the one who isn’t in control?” “You made us feel small,” I said. “You made us feel afraid to speak and forced us to be silent. But that ends today, Mr. Blackwood.” "You are all a bunch of fools," he sneered. "Once I am out of this place, I will make your lives a living room. You will all beg for my dick." "You have a dick?" Marissa chuckled. "Do you mean the shrimp between your legs?" "That's funny because I thought it was a finger when he was busy," Sofia added, laughing. "He may think he won, but we are the ones having the last laugh now. This prison will destroy him, just as it has already started."

It took them almost five minutes to settle down. “Oh you fool. You have a really great sense of humor. We haven’t laughed this much in years.” The Black magic wolf who hated me a lot, said. I ignored him again. “He is right.” “Great Job.” The others chipped in like they were talking to a circus clown.

My cock wants to respond to this conversation and I'm trying hard not to let it show. "I would be happy to offer my services if it would help." I tell her, trying to make it sound like a joke. "I know you would, Mike." She says, squeezing my thigh. "Why aren't you black?" She asks exasperatedly. "I'll convert." I joke. "Are there classes or something I can take?"

At my sudden question, Cassius stared at me. “...” “Because their horns don’t work,” I said and chuckled. “...” He blinked his eyes as is he finally realized that I am saying a joke. But it felt awkward that he did not smile a bit. And so, I thought of another joke that made me laugh so hard before. “I g-got into a fight with someone last night and it was totally my fault.” “...” “Because I was asked what was on the TV. And I answered, dust.”