Military Stories Funny Novels & Stories

CANNON EASY PEASY, LEMON FUCKING SQUEEZY. Except it wasn’t that easy, not by a long shot it wasn’t. “In the army huh. My cousin was a seal of some sort, five years in the TEAMS and he came back as a nutjob”, Ted or Jake ( I couldn’t fucking tell them apart anyway) said and I swallowed his insinuation of ‘ all military men are fucking nuts’ with a small forced smile. Try watching your pals blow into smithereens and then tell me how you would react after. We weren’t necessarily whack in the head but whatever shit we saw in the open field stayed imbued in us like a fucking drug.

They smile and ask her questions to encourage her. But Gregory and I barely look at her. Instead, we talk quietly to ourselves, laughing about the military events we used to attend when we were younger. “Do you remember when you tried to march with the soldiers?” Gregory asks, smiling. “And I fell over your sword?” I reply, laughing. “Mother nearly fainted!” “She thought you stabbed yourself,” Gregory adds, chuckling. While Anna keeps talking, it feels like Gregory and I are in our own world again. Only we understand the jokes and memories. Anna notices, I can tell, but there’s nothing she can do about it.

Carrie came out of the tent and went to sit down right in between Darren and her twin, I raised an eyebrow at her but she just shrugged and looked away. "Alright, its story time"Matt said as he took a seat next to Damien and Tyler. "who's first?" "I'll go!" Darren volunteered. "okay, Massey was a soldier unfortunate enough to cross me, his commanding officer. He did not live to regret it. There was something very satisfying in the moment when I thrust the tip of my sword into the soldier’s heart during our duel. I watched him fall to the ground....." My eye's grew wide at the story, as did everyone elses. we all got entranced.

I looked down at my plate and moved my French toast from side to side on my plate. I didn’t know how to form the right words. It was annoying her. “Just spit it out” she exclaimed. I jumped at the random outburst. “He is my new Chief!” I squeaked. I saw his name on his ID, and I recalled the command contact slip, my Lieutenant handed me. “Katie, I almost slept with my Chief! I can get in so much trouble for fraternization! What do I do? You have to help me. I have never gotten in trouble in the military before.” I was starting to freak out. “You have never gotten in trouble in life before, not just the military” Katie retorted. That made me stop my oncoming panic attack. It was true. I’ve ne

Corin proved funny, his quick wit and light teasing hauling me out of the cloud that had been dogging me for days. “So I'm standing there," he began, his body language reflecting a dramatic flair as he told some story about the prank he had pulled on his fellow soldiers, "covered in mud, my commander yelling his head off, and me trying not to laugh because, honestly, it was worth it." I couldn't stop laughing because this image of him just standing there like a mud-covered fool was too vivid for me to ignore. "You didn't!” "I did," he replied, chuckling. "The man didn't speak to me for a week. But hey, that's the little victories that count, right?”

“He surprised me with tickets to a metal show. It was like the old days. On the drive down, we got to catch up on so much stuff. He’s finally comfortable talking about being in the military. We talked about Hana and Archie. It was heavy, but I think it brought us closer together. It felt more like the old days, you know?” “Yeahhhh, nothing to bring a couple together like war trauma and a mosh pit.” She bites her lip trying not to laugh. I stop walking and suppress a laugh so we don’t wake anyone up. “You’re such a bitch.” “Ladies, can I help you?” A gruff voice comes from behind us.

Then…WHAM "What? You were in danger. You had to kill someone that was going to kill you." "Boo, that is generally how it works." "Soldier, this is not funny." "Oh, boo, I love how innocent you are. You know this is bound to happen. Now stop giving me grief and tell me how you are doing." "Absolutely fantastic. My ass is going to get as big as a bus because your mom cannot stop making those damn brownies." "You say as big as a bus?" "Don't you dare go and make a joke about it now?" "Okay, so the baby is still okay."

Jim chuckles, adding his own twist to the tale, "Well, speaking of rain, I remember this one time when our family camping trip turned into a muddy adventure. We ended up making the best mud pies, and Mom was not happy about it!" Jonathan, intrigued, leans in and shares, "Rain seems to be the theme tonight. You know, back in college, there was this legendary prank involving a rain machine. Let me tell you, that story still makes me laugh." Laughter echoes through the room as we dive into one amusing story after another. The living room, once a serene space, now resonates with the joyous sound of shared narratives. Each tale unfolds like a piece of a puzzle, contributing to the colorful mosaic

I work as a security guard at a luxury residential complex. My daily routine is simple but demands attention to detail. I register visitors, patrol the grounds, help residents park or move items, and handle occasional emergencies. One morning, a man suddenly showed up at the security booth. He wore an expensive suit and a luxury watch—clearly one of the wealthy residents. He placed a paper bag full of cash on the table and said: “Could you do me a favor in the underground parking garage? Afterward, this money is yours.”

"In the meantime, we can still have some fun. How about a couple of stories? Well, we have plenty of funny and interesting stories from our time here." I gave them an appreciative smile and looked up at them. "How about you guys tell me a story? That might keep my mind off stuff." Aurelia smiled and began recounting an incident from the past. "Well, there was this one time that one of the visiting pack leaders got his foot stuck in a bucket. He was trying to act all serious and dignified, but he was hopping around like a rabbit. It was so hard not to laugh!" I chuckled, my mind conjuring up the scene. "That does sound funny."