Hot Shot Divorce
"Mr. Chris, Ms. Clark. Mr. and Mrs. Turner Senior are looking for you."
Chris yelled toward the doorway, "It's Mrs. Turner! How many times do I have to say it? Carol is my future wife."
"Yes, Mr. Chris!" Wesley replied robotically, "You and Ms. Clark should come downstairs promptly to avoid keeping them waiting."
Chris was about to lose his temper again, but Carol held him back, saying, "Chris, don't be like this. Wesley is getting older, and you shouldn't argue with him."
Chris responded, "Carol, you're just too lenient. That's why they act like they're superior!"