The Mistress Surrogate
"Okay fine.... I did not mean to get into your head, you see I read people mind a lot, it's kind of my job"
Why am I even entertaining him?
"Because you are mystified?" He said, smirking.
"Has any one ever told you that your "job" was annoying?" Trying in my way to get that smudged look from his face.
"Nah... You are my first customer to hate it and I have to admit that I am impressed, most people tend to wonder if I do magic or something. I am just a humble yoga instructor who takes meditating seriously, you might one to do it some time, here's my card" he gave me a short card that held all his business details.