My Bossy Secretary
“I love your camera. I looked beautiful in the pictures. I looked less alien.”
I scoffed at her. “Oh, please,” I shook my head, pretending to disagree. “You used the beautifying app.”
“I did?” She raised her eyebrows and wrinkled her nose, then grinned at me.
I tilted my head. “Don’t say you look like an alien. Remember, my girlfriend has the same face as yours, and my baby is beautiful and very much human.”
She nodded, agreeing and smiling at me. “We’re like two floral dresses, though, looking exactly the same, but she’s much better.”