My Incompetent Husband Novels & Stories

"My husband, he threw me out because I...couldn't conceive. His new bride is almost due." "Your husband is an idiot. Forgive me for saying that." Kate chuckled instead. "I actually don't care what names you call him." he laughed too, a rich baritone that seemed to sink right down her very core. "But seriously he's a fool for losing such a gem like you." "I'm nothing but a simple woman in search of her own happiness while still discovering herself." "You sell yourself short." he said simply.

The jackass even went as far as planning a date for them. A rooftop date! Just how much more insults would he throw in my face? How was that slut better than me? She did not, could not and would never hold a candle to neither my beauty nor my grace. And then there was the case of her stupid husband who couldn't see what the hell was going on. His wife was being shagged right under his very nose but the idiot didn't realize and he pissed me off way more than Adam himself did. If Harrison kept his wife on a leash, she wouldn't be clawing her hands after my man like the greedy slut she was.

I grinned, dripping with sarcasm. “I need money. I’m six months behind on tuition—the whole semester. They blocked my access today, and I missed class.” “Tough luck! That’s not my problem.” “It is. We’re married, and I don’t have money.” “Like I said: tough luck! I’ve got nothing to do with it.” “There’s no food in that house. The cupboards are empty. No cook. Just one maid. Why’s there no gym? You do everything wrong, *husband*!”

My husband had gotten so fat and lazy he would not hold me anymore in the air hence making me desire for that young man. “My husband has gotten so fat his banana is buried, he can no longer fuck me properly whenever he is on top of me his huge pot belly makes me tired, he sweats on top of me a lot like we are doing wrestling, it is disgusting.” I told Celestine. She laughed. “Come on! You can tell him to go to the gym and work out.” Celestine told me. “My man has a huge ego you would never tell him anything.” I told Celestine.

"You love Jake so much, sis. I'm sure you'd be willing to sacrifice yourself to help him pay off his debts, right? This outfit suits you perfectly. You were born to be a man's little bitch. Go on, get on the floor and bark for us." I clutched the collar tightly, looked up, and let tears roll down my face. "Jake, I'm your wife. The woman you married. Are you really going to humiliate me like a dog just for money?" But Jake was already blind with greed over that fifty grand. Whatever husbandly feeling he had left was long gone. He grabbed me by the collar. "Shut the hell up! I still have the deed to your parents' rundown little house. You refuse to wear this? Tomorrow, I'll have those two old

Ivana said, but Sammy cut her off. “Me and you know very well that….that marriage was a sham. Where is your husband? How can he leave you to be alone when you are carrying his first child? I know everything, so don't even try to.....” he restrained as he swallowed hard. “You wouldn't be here if you truly valued your marriage or so-called husband.” Ivana stared at him without a word, her heart beating faster. She didn't know what was right or wrong to say at that time.

He had no talent other than being kept. At first, they were skeptical about this news. At least in their eyes, since Mandy was so capable, there was no way her husband would be just an ordinary person no matter how useless he was. But now they understood that Mandy’s husband was just a useless filth through and through! ‘Two against ten? Who does he think he is?’ ‘The god of alcohol?’ “Hehehe, what a domineering aura coming from this higher-up. Since you asked for it, we shall humbly accept your offer!”

She had always thought that her husband was a wonderful man who would never have ulterior motives. Frankly speaking, her husband was s*xually incompetent, so it was only natural that Jennie was not with him for this aspect. Instead, she loved him because she thought he genuinely loved her back and admired her. She had never been with a man before, so she did not know what it would feel like. On the contrary, she had been under the impression that her current life with her husband was pretty carefree and relaxed. On top of that, thanks to her intelligence, her stepson, Jackson, was especially obedient toward her, or so she thought…All of this contributed to why she felt happy and content with

I learned my husband wasn’t just a big guy, his body was even small compared to all the knowledge and expertise it held. “I’d love to go with you one day,” I confessed. Honestly, hearing about the things he did like this made me feel a bit of an airhead. My education was limited while my husband had almost all the certificates there were. I wanted a formal education too, but I wouldn’t ask that yet.

Just last month, he bagged his certificate and wouldn’t go anywhere without it. Someone ran over to Jimmy, Jane, his almost four-year-old sister. “I will follow you, right?” she said in her tiny voice. Clara and Joshua turned out to be a perfect couple. Mr. Charles…well, he is still Mr. Charles, but calmer, I guess. And Becky will always be a pain in our ass. She wouldn’t stop tormenting my husband and me. My husband, I love the sound of that. Any other person isn’t important to me. They are living one way or the other.