My Little Pony Party Pooped Novels & Stories

Something no ceremony could erase. She whispered to the crib: "You will never be used the way I was." And her wolf—at last—growled back.

Piggy laughed and took a sit next to Poison, “Now I know why you're being kind all of a sudden to master, It's because you have blonde hair like him!” The one with short blonde hair stared down at his shoes but his pink cheeks were evident near the fire. Piggy laugh only went louder as he scrutinized the boy's face, “Phillip.. you're too silly!” Poison cleared his throat and turned towards Piggy whose smile suddenly drained out of his face. In the blink of an eye, Piggy was tossed against a tree. The group had a good laugh at Piggy because they knew it would probably never happen again. *

I looked at him to see if he was serious - he was. “Who?” I asked and he pointed to two chicks sitting on the bed having a moment between themselves. “Oh,” I watched them as they kissed and caressed each other on the bed. Everyone was fucked up and to be honest, this was one of those ‘freaky’ parties so people didn’t give a fuck. E’erybody was doin’ sum’ of e’erythang, e’erywhere. Feel me? “They said they wanted to get down with you, if you didn’t mind. I told ’em you had a price tag.”

I widened my eyes in disbelief as I asked, "What the hell are you saying?" Brandon rushed out and kicked me to the ground right after I finished speaking. He held Vivian tightly in his arms, asking anxiously, "Are you alright, Vivian?" Vivian wiped away her tears and choked out, "I gave Mabel my glamor shot out of the goodness of my heart, only for her to rip it to pieces." She gave a bow to apologize to me after saying that. "I'm so sorry, Mabel! I know my relationship with Brandon has upset you! I'm really sorry for that!"

"Tah tah!" "K-Karter-!" Paisley exclaimed as she struggled to keep him from falling face flat on the floor. "What's wrong?" "I think he wants to make a friend" Carter smiled, "but he has to wait a bit" "Huh? Wh-" "Happy birthday to you~ Happy birthday to you~" Paisley let out a breathy laugh when three people dressed in spongebob, winnie the pooh, and Jerry mascot costumes walked out holding a chocolate cake.

“Oh, I missed you so much! How was your day?” As predicted, my young pups pick up on my distress immediately, each child trying their best to soothe my overwrought nerves. Parker climbs into my lap and begins singing a silly song he made up with his teacher today, spouting lyrics about a “frog on a log in a bog, who went for a jog but got lost in the smog and then met a hog - who was completely agog.”

Every little girl wants a pony and the two of them were no different. “You insisted on bringing it home, even though it snapped at you every time you tried to put your hand near its muzzle.” Pippa gives Mare a look. Probably because even at eight years old, Mare was determined to take home that mean old pony, despite all the other younger, nicer ponies that were also there.

Alex repeated, barely holding a straight face. "Oh, it was worse than that," I said, laughing already. "They mixed up a bowl of Elmer’s glue and rainbow glitter like it was shampoo. Painted it all over him. His ears, his tail, even his paws. Topped it off with a party hat and dubbed him Paco the Glittercorn." "He looked fabulous," Claire muttered. "He was a walking glitter bomb. I found glitter in my boots, the truck, and even in my oatmeal. Paco sneezed sparkles for a week. Took three baths to get him halfway clean."

"I'm so sorry, sir. It's my fault. Forgive me." "Hey. Don't apologize for pooping. It's normal. Everyone does that." Zoey's eyes widened when Dionysus really had to say it out loud. Everyone fell silent while looking at Zoey and Zoey wished for the ground to just devour her wholly. The embarrassment she got was really nerve-wracking to say the least. She also felt like smacking Dionysus' head and that's what she did. "Ouch! What the fuck! What was that for?"